Things I Remember from WOP X: Kaiser and Mike being the first people there (other than my house guests of Laura and Melissa); Kaiser and Mike being the last people to leave (without passing out – Long Live the Final Four!); The fabulous new 5-Timer bling; Boom-Boom hitting the floor and passing out.

Things I Remember After Seeing Pictures from WOP X: How good Jimmer looks in a skirt; Andy wearing the same sweater as his debut WOP; Everyone else being there; “Not-Talking” with Dano (hey – he wore pants); Boobs, boobs, boobs – what people like about boobs.

Things I Will Never Admit to (Regarding WOP X: Grabbing someone’s long john (it was an accident, I swear); Kissing anyone; Adding Everclear to the punch; Yelling “Slap my ass and call me Spanky!”

Repeat Offenders: Sweet Lucy (10), Larrin (8), Diamond Dano (6), Kathy B (6), Kim B (6), The Winker (6), Sir Chadwick and Lady Tracy (5), Jessie Rae (5), The Kaiser (5), Gina (4), Jimmer (4), Brandi (4), Squirrelly The Party Mascot (4), Teri & Todd (3), Andy T (3), Megan (3), Kawanna (2), Dina (2), Strucky (2), Alana (2), Melissa H (2)

First Offense: Dale and his date, Cody B, Mike, Karen, Dave H, Amber & Dave, Derek, Lisa, Kathy H, Laura & Brett

5 Timer Inductee(s): The Kaiser, Sir Chadwick & Lady Tracy, and Jessie Raie

Man of the Par-Tay: Derek - now that's entertainment!

The Final Four: The Kaiser, Mike, Jessie Rae, Sweet Lucy