The 9th Annual Wop turned out to be a pants-less success. It only took us 9 years to realize that WOP = With Out Pants. Despite cold weather and snowy conditions many participants donned bathrobes, but the French Maid (Joanna) and the Hawaiian Explosion (Tesch) were by far the most creative. A tip to the wise – Do Not Add Mad Dog to the Wop. I repeat: Do Not Add Mad Dog to the Wop. A special wopaliscious thank you to Diamond Dan – he custom designed the belt buckles for The 5-Timers Club. He has definitely set a high standard for next year’s new class of 5-Timers.

Repeat Offenders: Sweet Lucy (9), BW (7), Larrin (7), Diamond Dano (5), Kathy B (5), Kim B (5), Sir Chadwick and Lady Tracy (4), Jessie Rae (4), Gina (3), Amy (3),Brandi (3), Vanessa (3), Becca (2), Squirrelly The Party Mascot (3)Teri & Todd (2), Andy T (2)

First Offense: Jamie S(becca's boy), Mindy & Scott, Kawanna, Joanna & Collin, Dena, Sherri G.

5 Timer Inductee(s): Dano, Kim B., Kathy B., Laura N.

Man of the Par-Tay: Dano – he held out all night, despite many other people leaving early. I guess he just likes to hang out with the ladies.

Phrase That Pays: "Another bathrobe?"

Something We Heard Too Much Of: "Where's Jimmer?"