Random thoughts about The 12th Annual Wop: once again, it was pants-less . . but yet several guests chose to sport pantalones. Nor, were there any overly creative costumes this year. I think the novelty is beginning to wear off (all puns intended). Pansies. Anywho, the night kicked off right with a very tastey WOP . . .and by the end of the night, Old Fuzzy (the cooler) was nearly empty! That sure made cleaning it a lot easier. The main event for the night seemed to be playing dirty catch-phrase. Did anyone else know that Andy runs a retirement home for hookers?? The new 5-Timer Bling this year was sunglasses . . .not too shabby. As well, there has been a request to install a lock on the bedroom door downstairs . . .not sure if that is to lock people in the room, or to lock people out of the room. My thoughts for next year: valet parking vs 10-Timers Club. Any volunteers for valet and/or other thoughts?

Repeat Offenders: Sweet Lucy (12), Larrin (10), BW(9), Diamond Dano (8), Kathy B (8), Kim B (8), The Winker (8), Sir Chadwick and Lady Tracy (7), Jessie Rae (7), The Kaiser (7), Peanut (7), Gina (6), Jimmer (6), Squirrelly The Party Mascot (6), Teri (5), Megan (5), Andy H (5), Todd (4), Kim P (4), Mindy & Scott (3), Mike (3), Dave (3), Amber & Dave (2), Cody (2), Jeff (2), Brett (2), The Clintanator (2)

First Offense: Caren & Phil, Mark, Marshal, Erika, Ed

5 Timer Inductee(s): Andy H., Megan, and Teri.

Man of the Par-Tay: Andy for actually showing up this year, not wearing pants, and finally being inducted in the esteemed 5-Timers Club.

The Final Four: Andy H, Mark (despite playing possum), Dano and Sweet Lucy (bitch all you want Kaiser - you know the truth!)