Harry Potter Fan Fiction

That oh-so-sexy Basilisk

There are some things about the basilisk you just don't want to know...

Percy's Room

Trust me...you don't want to go in there!!

After Hours

Reason #34555 why you shouldn't wander around after dark...

The Champion of the Children

Cup an @$$. That's what we say here at Hagrid's hut.

Towelie at Hogwarts

Towelie from South Park comes to Hogwarts!

Towelie Returns to Hogwarts

Guess who's back...back again? Towelie's back...tell a friend!

The Sorting Hat Experience

The Sorting Hat knows all sorts of things.

The Sorting Hat Revisited

Can the sorting hat ever learn to keep its mouth shut?

Cartman at Hogwarts

Various scenes with Cartman

The Immortality Sham

The Elixir of Life makes you immortal...or does it??!!??

Picture Perfect

Harry has had enough of Colin!!!

Mistaken Identity

Albus is in for the surprise of a lifetime!

Hagrid is the Anti-Christ

You think you know Hagrid...but you have no idea....

Bitch Slappin' Ron

Oh...Ron...what are we going to do with you???

The Secret Couple at Hogwarts

Harry, Ron, and Hermione stumble on to Hogwarts newest couple.

A Hate Crime at Hogwarts

One of Hogwarts most prominent students is the victim of a hate crime. Guess who?!!!

Big Gay Wood

For some reason Wood always reminded me of Big Gay Al from South Park.