The New Alice on the Island of the Valley of the Monsters
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Just then a small rupture appeared in the space-time continuum. There was a quaint little house on the threshold that could have belonged to any fairytale character. “It’s time for you to enter the house,” said An Invertebrate.
The room was in a sleazy hotel in which the God Mars was having a private party with a pride of crudely drawn phone sex mascots, an alien dominatrix, an armless doll, a bouncy phallic symbol and a very dated telephone. He became visibly excited when He saw Alice.
Alice found another Quaint Fairytale House Between Dimensions and went inside.
She was greeted by Another Avatar of Eris in an immense cathedral deep under the earth.
