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The Colour Green
Diana
Do-It-Yourself Love Poem
Letter To A Grown-Up Child
Money Cannot Buy...
Mr. Right
Rabbit Stew
Rainbows at Night
Short Poems
The Sun and the Moon
Sunset Over the Ocean
What Good Is A War?

Word Fun

Other Features

My Favourite Quotes

Whoever said 'All men are created equal' did not see them all naked.

No matter who you vote for, a politician always wins.

Timing is the essential factor in the success of any raindance.

The good guys laugh when they should. The bad guys
laugh when they shouldn't.

Nobody should play the violin until they have mastered it.

The human foot originally ended in one large toe. It is only through
repeated collisions with chair and table legs that it developed its
present state.

The rising cost of car insurance is only by accident.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Time wounds all heels.

Stop repeat offenders - Don't reelect them!

All the flowers of all the tomorrows are in the seeds of today.

Never trust a doctor whose office plants have died.

A smile increases your face value.

Make your politicians work - Don't reelect them!

He who throws dirt loses ground.

He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.

Better to be a coward for a minute than dead for the rest of your life.

Never criticise a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes, because by then you're a
mile away and you have his shoes.

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.

Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence.

A budget is a plan for going into debt systematically

Never have a house-warming party inside an igloo.

Politicians are like diapers - they must be changed frequently, and for the same reasons.

If you can't take it with you, don't bloody well go!

If you eat healthy food everyday, you'll die healthy.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

If you don't go to your friends' funerals, they certainly won't come to yours.