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The Colour Green
Diana
Do-It-Yourself Love Poem
Letter To A Grown-Up Child
Money Cannot Buy...
Mr. Right
My Favourite Actor
Rabbit Stew
Rainbows at Night
Short Poems
The Sun and the Moon
Sunset Over the Ocean
What Good Is War?

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All-American Word Find
What's Your Phobia?
Oxymorons
Australian-American Translation
Do-It-Yourself Award
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My Nephew's webpages
In Memoriam
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My Favourite Quotes
Aussie Songs

Oxymorons

Civil war

Friendly fire

Antiques made to order

Clean dirt

Wait forever

Dry ice

Foolproof

Limited freedom

Unemployed worker

Wrong answer

Act natural

Alone together

Black gold

White gold

Long shortcut

Black cappucino

Slam the door gently

Victimless crime

Vegetarian cannibal

Frozen hot dogs

Eternal moment

Freezer burns

Astronomer by day

Half-dead

Perfect idiot

Honest crook

Hard water

Bigger half

Fair Tax

Bad luck

Wrong answer

Dry wine

Safe sex?

Real Phony

Well-known secret

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And don't forget the ultimate oxymoron - 'Love and obey';
How can you love someone and obey them at the same time?


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