Quote of the Month: I regret to inform you that the "Quote of the Month" is no longer in operation. It seems that an elite government agency caught wind of the truly inspiring words which flowed ever so readily from my lips and so in mid October of 1998 they descended upon my home. They tortured me for several weeks, and then told me that if I didn't stop the quotes they would torture me some more. So, I took them up on their bargain and they continued the torture. But alas, it finally got boring! I was forced to give in. I am truly sorry, but the past quotes do live on! Who knows, the quotes may raise once again... who knows.
Warning: Please leave your fears, prejuduices, and biases behind. However, make sure you bring along your hopes, dreams, and sense of humor.
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| Let's Go to the Movies! | What's my motivation? Oh, sorry, I didn't realize you were here. I've casted new actors in the remake of a few movies. Now the titles take on entirely new meanings. |
| Mis-Fortunes | "Fortune Cookies Gone Bad", or maybe, "The Fortune Writer Who Went Insane!" Nonetheless, these are humorous fortunes to help bring a smile to your face. |
| Misunderstood Music | Those lines in songs that make you ask yourself, Did they just say what I think they said? It usually turns out that they didn't. |
| The Silly Things We Do | The name pretty much says it all. Things that people say and do, that if they could just take a few steps back and look at themselves they'd say, "What was I thinking?" |
| My Special Survey | This is no ordinary survey, oh no, this is actually worth a look see. When you're done filling out the survey, check out the survey results. They were last updated 6/17/98. |
| Quotes of the Month | I took the liberty of snatching all those cute 'lil quotes and giving them their very own place to stay. Aren't I nice? However, I must be careful that they don't join together and rebel, forming a horrible uprising! Oh, heh... Did I say that out loud? |
| Trail Mix | Several rather unrelated subjects that, without this category, have absolutely nowhere else to go. |
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