Works of Academic Genius!

So originally I was going to post every academic paper I've ever written for a class in college.

But then I realized some of my papers really suck.

And others don't make sense if you don't know the assignment (granted I might still have those sheets of paper lying around somewhere, but I'm not gonna dig them up-I'm lazy!)

So then I just decided to choose at least one paper from each class. And some of these are quite damn good, if I do say so myself.

And now so I don't get sued for plagiarism or anything like that, some techincal notes. In cases where outside research was involved, the works I used are listed at the bottom of the paper. In cases where there are no works cited but citations in the body of the paper, the works I used can be found listed under the page titled My Education at Skidmore. Just look under the course heading that matches that of the paper and you'll find the title and author of the work. So please don't sue me. I'm not trying to pass anyone else's ideas of as my own; it's just that most literature courses (and hence most of my curriculum thus far at Skidmore) don't require papers with a "Works Cited" page at the end since the professors know what you're citing from.

And one last thing: don't rip me off. If you take one of my ideas without giving me credit, I will hunt you down and beat you. If you would like to use one of my ideas in your own work of academic genius please email me. Thank you.