Welcome to my new and improved webpage! The old website has gone AWOL, so I had to rethink my choice of servers. Believe it or not, Geocities is still the easiest!

More about me can be found here. This page is still under construction, so please forgive the lack of any real information.

Anywho, thanks for stopping in. I have several joke pages for your amusement, a page for my favorite hobby, photography, and a couple other links for your viewing pleasure!

Half of my jokes were lost by my former server, so check back often to get new jokes.

This page is my Deep (Shallow) Thoughts page. No, I didn’t come up with all of these myself. Most of them were gathered from e-mails I’d received.

Men are like…floor tiles.
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!

Funny Bumper Stickers - This one pretty much speaks for itself!

This next link is dedicated to 2 people – Michele, my favorite almost-lawyer, and my cousin who knows who he is and need not be named. Lawyer Jokes Whether you like ‘em or hate ‘em, they’re here to stay…may as well have some fun at their expense!

My newest page! Useless, pointless, trivial facts about anything and everything you never need to know!! Example, The word "taxi" is spelled the same in English, German, French, Swedish, and Portuguese. Enjoy!



During the Medieval times, according to the test at Kindomality, I have the personality to have been a benevolent ruler!! I knew it!!




Home of my favorite lazy feline!



Home of the sickest, most vulgar, funniest 4th graders ever!


Track your dollar bills at "Where's George?" online.

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