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NOVEMBER 2000
CLONING: AN IN-DEPTH FEATURE ARTICLE
Clones: The New Sex Partner Of Choice
"Doing Yourself Is Twice As Fun!" Say Enthusiastic Test Patients
SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 18TH - In the past years, science has come ever closer to cloning human beings, with the successful mammal trials resulting in 'Dolly' the cloned sheep. Earlier this year, the revelation by two separate organisations of their map of the human genome gave us the strongest hint yet of human cloning becoming a reality. Now the technology is perfected, the first humans have been cloned and the verdict is in: "the sex is wild!!"
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UN Summit To Approve 30 Hour Days
 "There's Just Not Enough Time In The Day To Juggle Shopping, Romance and Peace-Keeping" says Annan
FRIDAY, 17TH NOVEMBER - A United Nations summit held at the international organisation's headquarters in busy New York City has voted to extend the length of a day from the standard number of hours (24) to a new, exciting 30 hours.
The change to what has been the accepted time-keeping measurement since time-keeping began is being attributed to the old cliche of 'not enough hours in the day' by weary United Nations members. UN Secretary-General Kofi Annan last night addressed a press gathering detailing why it was felt by the organisation that 'the day' needed an extra six hours.
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ELECTION 2000 / 2001
US Election Controversy Overshadowed by Student Election Furore
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Bitter Political Rivalry Boils Over At The Polls
Food Thrown, Opponent Calls Timmy A "Poo-eater" As Election Is Engulfed In Chaos
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 15TH - As the drama in Florida drags the ongoing US Election Count into its eighth day, a new seismic blip on the political landscape has overshadowed it. Chaos has endangered the democratic process in Year 4 Class Elections at Budgewoi Public School, on the New South Wales Central Coast, prompting political analysts to ask the question: "Democracy - What went wrong?"
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US's 'Florida Situation' Still Unresolved
 Bored Conspiracy Theorists Start To Talk About The Band-Aid On Bush Jr.'s Face
TUESDAY, NOVEMBER 14th From Mule HQ's Washington Bureau - The American election controversy - which has seen the country without a President-elect for a week now - continues to drag on with much talk by political pundits focusing on hand-counts, 'hanging chads' and the Democratic Party's Supreme Court Action. Meanwhile, conspiracy theorists who have lost interest in the situation have grouped together in internet forums and chatrooms to speculate and hypothesise as to what George W. Bush is hiding behind his facial bandage, despite the fact his spokesperson explained it away as a 'boil' of some sort.
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