Old pictures  resurface when regs relive the Yahoo room days , creating fun, mayhem and insanity.  “I’m so glad to see the nudity again,” says Susse.  “I ’ve been so bored lately—life is just so hard.”

The Tattler

Just like the old days

  Regulars run amok, nekkid

       

Volume 10, Issue 1                                 “Regular News for the Regularly Bored”                                            May 2005

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Dr. Tinker Bell often meets patients in bars as part of her unique psychotherapy sessions.  Her techniques are so popular that she recently opened a modern, large office on Pixiedust Drive at a cost of $6.5 million.

Counselor uses unusual, controversial techniques

     After only one year of practice in a small Oregon town, family counselor Dr. Tinker Bell is enjoying success few psychoanalysts ever achieve.  Bell has written no best-selling books nor hosts a TV show, yet patients come from all corners of the globe for her unusual counseling sessions and swear she’s changed their lives.

     Bell uses what she calls “Baby Boomer Therapy,” incorporating what is basically the equivalent of sex, drugs and rock and roll into her treatment sessions.  “My patients are all baby boomers,” she explains.  “And baby boomers have found themselves in a very different, stressful world.  Reminders of the “good old days” seems to help calm the patient by connecting with those emotions and nostalgia from former days.  My patients reconnect with what they left behind and we incorporate those better days into the present.”

     “She’s the best thing that ever happened to me,” says Soookie.  “My life was uneventful and downright boring until I began therapy with Dr. Bell.  Now I’m a new woman!”

     “I don’t mind speaking out publicly about Dr. Bell’s incredible talent and her unique psychotherapy,” says actor Gerard Butler.  “It may look glamorous being a Hollywood star, but it’s actually a very tough life.  Dr. Bell has helped me separate the difference between what is the Inner Me and the roles I play, like the Phantom of the Opera, which is now available for sale or rentals.”

     Despite Dr. Bell’s satisfied patients, the Oregon State Office of Mental Sanity and Licensing Commission is not convinced.  “We don’t know what Dr. Bell is doing, but we don’t like it,” says Dr. Harry Nutz.  “I would like to see a full investigation.”

     The famous Dr. Phil, however, recently endorsed Dr. Bell’s new techniques.  “She’s reaching people and helping people lead better lives.  That’s really all that matters.”

    

      Spring has sprung on Bored @ Werk.  Suddenly the board has come alive and crackling with innuendos, polls, discussions, jokes, debates and the insane mayhem that makes the Bored gang such a great website.  Some days there are hundreds of posts—it’s become a posting board version of the Yahoo chatroom days.

      “I’ve just been lurking for years,” says Audi.  “But even I started posting lately because everybody is on such a roll.”

      “I haven’t had much time to post since I was serving in Iraq,” says Hitman.  “What a great homecoming to find the same old insanity going full blast on the board.”

      “These people are crazy,” says Bunny.  “It’s so good to be back! 

      “There was a lull (not Db’s) for awhile, but now with so much posting and insanity, I’ve been practicing with my whip again,” DM admits.  “These people need a good whipping!”