"The love of my life. Too bad she's into cows."
--Geoff

"Ladies and gentlemen...hide your cows. Seriously, the coolest girl I know."
--John

"Do I make you horny baby?"
--Brian

"Would someone please kick this bitch out of the band? All she does is bitch and sodomize cows. But I love her."
--Brett

"The only girl I know who likes cows better than guys."
--Chris

"Yes Mommy, we'll clean our rooms right after practice."
--Rich

"Plays the BONE like a pro when she isn't busy with her lesbian friends!"
--Jeff