"He has the most self-control for someone with no self-control."
--Geoff

"Your Ritalin dosage is more than mine, so you can't talk."
--Jeff

"I've put bigger kids than you in the hospital before. You have balls for a kid your size."
--Chris

"Get a room!"
--Rich

"If it weren't for his helmet, he'd be dead by now due to sudden bursts of energy and low Ritalin intake."
--John

"If I was him, I'd be in jail."
--Brian

"Two things: learn to drive and don't marry Ken! Oh yeah...BIG LEFT!"
--Jodi