"We've been friends for a long time and let me tell you, he has become the most critical bastard I know (next to Jodi). If he's not surfing, he's making fun of me."
--Brett

"The next best thing to Dave Matthews, but he still doesn't know where a B flat is on the guitar!"
--Jeff

"He has a real nice ass."
--Brian

"Let's go get John a gift certificate to Express for Christmas."
--Chris

"You make me feel like a natural woman."
--Rich

"The folk guitar lovin' little golden hardcore surfer gives me a lot of crap, but he's still really cool."
--Geoff

"The biggest ffffruitcake I know. I'll kick your ass though someday!"
--Jodi