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Welcome to "Freaky Tony's" Advice Column

You tired of listenin' to advice from dem ol' shriveled up bitches Ann & Abby?  Well, you came to the right place.

I'll tell you what I think, and you gonna like it!

Featured Dilemma:  Sept. 11-17

Politics?

Mack Daddy,

      That's a good question.  Gore can be really cool when done right, like in those
"Friday the 13th" movies.  Or when some chump starts hittin' on my ol' lady and I have to stomp him down
      Speaking of my ol' lady, I gotta go with bush.  I just love spreadin' dem legs and buryin' my face in it (as long as it don't smell too bad).  Or giving it a stab with the meat spear.  So bush it it!

Keep it real
And don't let your meat loaf!

Freaky Tony

Hey Tony,

       Whaddya think:  Gore or Bush?

Mack Daddy
Skokie, IL

    

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Disclaimer

Aug. 7: Impressing the Ladies

Aug. 15: You Can't Push A Rope!

Freaky Tony is not a licenced psychologist.  The views expressed are those of Freaky Tony and do not represent the views of T-Dog or any of the Superfister 69 Fun Club members.
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