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Welcome to "Freaky Tony's" Advice Column
You tired of listenin' to advice from dem ol' shriveled up bitches Ann & Abby? Well, you came to the right place.
I'll tell you what I think, and you gonna like it!
Featured Dilemma: Sept. 11-17
Politics?
Mack Daddy,
That's a good question. Gore can be really cool when done right, like in those "Friday the 13th" movies. Or when some chump starts hittin' on my ol' lady and I have to stomp him down
Speaking of my ol' lady, I gotta go with bush. I just love spreadin' dem legs and buryin' my face in it (as long as it don't smell too bad). Or giving it a stab with the meat spear. So bush it it!
Keep it real
And don't let your meat loaf!
Freaky Tony
Hey Tony,
Whaddya think: Gore or Bush?
Mack Daddy
Skokie, IL
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Aug. 7: Impressing the Ladies
Aug. 15: You Can't Push A Rope!
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