Things I Like

Here's... well, I guess the title is pretty self-explanitory... It's categorized now! Look! Look!

Animals

Dogs

Frogs

Piggys ~ If I had a piggy, I'd name her Donut, but not Doughnut cuz that would be stupid.

Cows ~ Especially those cows from the California cheese commercials, Janice and Diane. "Great cheese comes from happy cows, happy cows come from California"

Food/Drink

Jamba Juice ~ One Mango A-Go-Go please!! I feel dumb saying that...

Plain Double Cheeseburgers from McDonald's ~ That's right, plain! And the cheese better be between the meat!!

Cheetos

Frosted Flakes ~ They're grrrreat!

Honey Nut Cheerios ~ No body can say no to the honey nut O of Honey Nut Cheerios.

Jell-O ~ Mmm... Jell-O...

Plain M & M's ~ You guys can keep your nuts to yourselves...

Sobe drinks ~ I'll take Orange Carrot Elixer any day or the new Lemonade

Curly fries

Chili's ~ Two words: Awesome Blossom. That says it all...

Movies

Groundhog Day ~ It's only my FAVORITE movie... "What if there is no tomorrow?! There wasn't one today!"

Stupid comedies that were meant to be stupid for example:

Robin Hood: Men it Tights ~ We're men, manly men! We're men in tights! *snaps fingers* Yesss!

National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon One ~ No one I know has seen this movie! It is so hilarious! It stars Samuel L. Jackson, Emilio Estevez, William Shatner, Whoopi Goldberg, Tim Curry (which brings me to my next movie)

Clue ~ Not a stupid movie, but it's great. How can anyone not love this movie? It's soo funny! Okay moving on...

Old movies ~ Carey Grant is so dreamy and VERY funny. I recommend "Arsenic and Old Lace"

Bollywood ~ I've been watchin this show called AVS on the International Channel that showcases the latest films/music from India and it's quite interesting

Music

Music ~ LOTS of different kinds

Rock Music

106.7 KROQ ~ YAY for Kevin and Bean! And Ralph! And Lisa! And... maybe Doc

Danny Elfman ~ He composes movie scores. The dude is a friggin genius! Exhibit A: Beetlejuice! Exhibit B: Batman! Exhibit C: The Nightmare Before Christmas! I could go on and on and on... Check the soundtracks, they are awesome.

Lots of different artists ~ Waaay too many to even try to name, but I'll mention a few

My Ruin ~ This is such an amazing band. The beautiful Tairrie B is my idol. My hero. She kix SO much ass

Mudvayne ~ I don't care what anyone says! They are NOT like Slipknot!

Björk ~ Her music is soo soothing.

"Prod" by Mudvayne ~ I think that's my favorite song by them.

"Detached" and "Slipper" by Spineshank

"Jeremy" by Pearl Jam ~ Both the song and the video are great

Linkin Park ~ I know a lot of people hate them, but, oh well, that's them not me. What's with all the hate? It's getting to the point where liking LP is a guilty pleasure...

Utada Hikaru ~ One of the best Japanese singers I've ever heard. Just listen to "First Love" and you'll be hooked. Who care's if you don't speak Japanese! If you just HAVE to hear an English song, download "Simple and Clean" (i think that's what its called). It's on the new video game Kingdom Hearts. Ya know, the one with all the Disney characters in it. The song can be heard in the commericals. They show the title and her name at the bottom of the screen.

Misia and Calyn~ More of the best Japanese singers I've ever heard. They have amazings voices unlike some J-Pop singers whose voices really suck cuz they are so high and nasal. *COUGH*ayumihamasaki*COUGH*

Youjeen ~ Yes, another foreign artist. She's actually Korean and is in a band called Cherry Filter, but I know her better as a solo artist in Japan. She's definitely on the rock side of music and it's really great. She kinda has this sort of Alanis + Morgan (from Kittie) kinda voice. If you ever wanna hear a good song by her download "WITCH," What are you waiting for? Go! Do it now!

Dancing

Dance music

Music from Bollywood films ~ awesome shit

Ray of Light by Madonna ~ that's my favorite dance song

Waiting for Tonight by J. Lo ~ that's my other fave dance song

Baby Got Back by Sir Mix-A-Lot~ yet another AWESOME dance song!! I have yet to find a person that doesn't start dancing when this song comes on. Don't remember it?? Here's part of it..."I like big butts and I cannot lie! You other brothers can't deny when a girl walks in with an itty bity waist and a round thing in your face you get sprung! Wanna pull up front cuz you noticed that butt was stuffed!"

Making mix cds

Television

The Fall 2003 Season. I'm looking forward to all the new shows that will be starting soon.

Nip/Tuck ~ Best new show of 2003

Boston Public ~ I love this show...Charlie Bixby...

Wanda At Large ~ Wanda is hysterical!

Two and a Half Men ~ Charlie Sheen and John Cryer's new show. It's so funny.

Survivor ~ I have yet to miss a season

Reality shows ~ Although some have gotten quite ricockulous lately...

The Real World/Road Rules ~ I fell off both shows this season, but I love

The RW/Road Rules Challenge ~ YAY for The Gauntlet!

The Osbournes ~ 1st was great, 2nd.. I barely remember

Newlyweds ~ I haven't seen every episode, but seeing someone as Jessica Simpson is worth tuning in for

Andy Richter Controls the Universe ~ Where the fuzzy did it go? It came back, but now it's on again! I want my Andy Richter!

The Rerun Show ~ They did the best job spoofing The Facts of Life, Saved By the Bell, and Bewitched. It's prolly not gonna come back, but it was good while it lasted.

The Bernie Mac Show ~ Very, very, very funny!

Cedric the Entertainer Presents ~ The commercials for the show ruined some of the really funny lines, but the show is still good. I especially liked the "Que Hora Es?" sketch. It was the soap opera (en español) for people who only took Spanish a few weeks in the 4th grade (or something like that)."El Pollo Loco es muy delicioso!" "Hay muchos tacos en Mexico!" It got cancelled

Fastlane ~ They cancelled this too!

8 Simple Rules for Dating My Teenage Daughter ~ It's so sad that John Ritter died :(

The Joe Boxer commercials ~ The funny dancing guy is backback!!! I laugh my ass of every time I see it.

80's TV shows and cartoons

Talking about old TV shows

Game shows ~ I love when I get answers right and the people on the show don't know them. I also love watching people win, it gets me all excited.

Dan the Del Taco guy

Jack in the Box commercials ~ "Now, my burgers are so good even Ronald McDonald/Jared from the Subway likes them!"

Jimmy Fallon ~ He's really funny. Only thing he needs to work on is his hair. Find a good style and stick with it, hun...

Pepper Ann ~ That cartoon kix major bootage. It's also the origin of "fuzzy"

The Weekenders ~ Another cool cartoon. "Later days!"

Tiny Toon Adventures ~ This ranks up there with The Simpsons and Pepper Ann

Spongebob Squarepants ~ I admit I wasn't into this show at all at first, but I started watching it recently and it's not bad. I love Spongebob's laugh.

Invader Zim - Hilarious! I love Gir! He's so cute!

Toon Disney and Nicktoons TV ~ Two of the greatest channels ever!

The Cosby Show ~ You see the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage! With the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin, so they don't know what the JAZZ is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop - no, actually, it's more like Kodak film - no, actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it'll be around forever, heh heh heh.

Those old singing/dancing gap ads ~ Can I dress you up in my love? They call me mellow yellow... OH the khaki's commericals were great

Budweiser ads both tv and radio ~ Those frogs were the beginning of something great. Have you heard the Real Men of Genius radio ads? Hylareeus! They have TV commercials for them now! Sweet!

The Simpsons ~ Fav. episode: Bart Sells His Soul

Simpsons Trivia ~ Not to brag, but I used to be a pretty good... trivia... person in my day...

Sailor Moon ~ Fave Senshi: Sailor Jupiter; she could SO kick your ass. Yeah you!

Xena: Warrior Princess ~ She could SO kick your ass too!

I Love Lucy ~ Fav. episodes: NOT the Vitavetavegamin commercial OR Job Switching, but Lucy Wants New Furniture and Lucy Tells the Truth. CA-LASSIC!

The Singing Cows commercial by PETA ~ Hehe "I don't wanna be your leather" *sigh* those PETA people...

MTV2 ~ Not that I've got anything against MTV except for the fact that it doesn't play music many videos...

Words/Expressions/Slang

Saying "meh"

Saying "moo"

Saying "fuzzy" ~ For example, "What the fuzzy?" or "Oh fuzzy!"

Sarcasm ~ It's the best thing that ever happened to human speech

The word "fugly" ~ "I've been called ugly, pug-ugly, fugly, pug-fugly, but never ugly-ugly." -Moe Szyslak

The word "ricockulous" ~ I also use it's adverb form, "ricockulously"

The word "chilaxin"

The word "wicked" ~ I've been saying that a lot lately

The expression "chuh!" ~ I don't say it, but for some reason I like it

Talking like the 8th graders on the cartoon "Pepper Ann" even though I'm a junior in college ~ Load...

Misc.

Occasionally listening to Love Line on KROQ. Adam is so funny and the callers are so dumb. "Would anything bad happen if someone, like, got both vaginal and anal sex at the same time? Could they, like, die?" I swear some 16 year old chick said that!! LOL

Writing stuff in these ---> ( .... ) ~ You'll notice that I do that A LOT on this site

People who visit this website

People who visit this website and like it

People who give me suggestions ~ *wink wink* *hint! hint!* (now THAT'S subtle!)

Escaping reality

British accents ~ I love to hear them and I do a pretty good one if I do say so myself.

Laughing

Good jokes, emphasis on GOOD

Silver rings ~ I wear 7 everyday. I'm shootin for 8. I'd have 8 already had I not lost one a while ago. I was so upset. Without my rings I'm nothing. I know, I know, I live a very sad life...

The way Shakira dances

People who dye their hair different colors ~ I could never do that

Beanies

The wind

More to come when I think of them.

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