Song Recommendations


Finally, here's s.r. #3... Parental Discretion is advised! LoL J/K read on..

Hello, friends
Love life got you down?
Can't seem to get your significant other in the mood when you wanna "have some fun"?
Well, fear not my romantically challenged friend!
What you need is a song!
Not just any song, but a slow, smooth, sexy song that'll get anyone's mojo runnin.
"What song," you say?

"Stroker Ace" by Lovage!
No one can deny the power of a song like this. Just listen to the clip.
With lyrics such as
"I love to lap a spot of cream
And I assure you that I'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When the pussy is in heat..."
Ya gotta hear the entire song to get the full affect.
So do yourself a favor and join the millions of incredibly satisfied people and check out Stroker Ace today!


Song recommendation #2 goes out to all my fellow chickys.

Hello, ladies.
Stupid guys got you down?
Can't seem to find one that realizes there IS something ABOVE your neck?
Do you feel the need to knee each and every one of them in the balls every time they make you feel like you're nothin but two boobs and an ass?
What you need is a song!
Not just any song, but a loud, screaming song that lets guys know that there's so much more to you!!
"What song," you say?

"Beauty Fiend" by My Ruin!
When Tarrie. B sings (and screams), you guys damn well better listen!
With ball grabbin lyrics such as,
"Stuck inside this mask of mine
There’s no place for me to hide
won't you please come suck me dry
Don’t touch me
Don’t fuckin touch me
Don’t touch me
Why can’t you see beyond my skin
Size, my shape, my ass, my tits
I am not your pretty face
I’m just a girl
The girl you love to hate!!!"
If this doesn't get your message across I dunno what will.
So do yourself a favor and join the millions of happy peppy chickys and check out "Beauty Fiend" today!


Hello, friends.
Stupid people got you down?
Some punk won't get out of your face?
Do you feel the need to do something you really shouldn't because you know you might get arrested?
What you need is a song!
Not just any song, but a fast paced, angry song so full of aggression just listening to it will keep you from beating that loser's ass!
"What song," you say?

"Under My Skin" by the pop group Mudvayne!
With raging music and lyrics like
"Trying to step in my circle I'm leaving you purple and black
On your back drop your ass like a heart attack
Rippin' through your life like a motherfuckin'
Hurricane fist full of Novocain for the pain!"
you can't help but feel released from the dreadful confinements of anger and hate.
You will be happy again!
So do yourself a favor and join the millions of happy peppy people and check out "Under My Skin" today! (yeah i know, it's FAR from their best song, but it suited my purpose...)

(LOL man, i'm crazy. whatcha think?)

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