Quotes I Like

Here are some random quotes from... Well, since they're random I shouldn't have to explain where they're from. I hope you're not expecting anything profound...

• "It takes two to lie: One to lie and one to listen."~ Homer Simpson (this is probably one of my most favorite quotes of all time)
• "What the fuzzy?" ~ Pepper Ann - Pepper Ann (duh...)
• "What if there is no tomorrow?! There wasn't one today!" ~ Bill Murray - Groundhog Day (my most favoritest movie)
• "A toll is a toll and a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls." ~ Little John - Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• "Not nothin'! NothING! There's an I-N-G on the end of it! Say it right!" ~ Samuel L. Jackson - National Lampoon's Loaded Weapon 1
• "You see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. Wit the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin and the boppin. So they don't know what the jazz is all about..." ~ "Bill Cosby" - The Simpsons
• "I'M the silly green duck with the ego the size of Cleveland!!" ~ Plucky Duck - Tiny Toon Adventures (TTA from now on. geez, i just realized i'm obsessed with this cartoon all over again)
• Shelbyville Milhouse: Radical!
  Springfield Milhouse: Quit copying me!
  - The Simpsons
• "I don't know, Tommy..." ~ Chuckie - Rugrats
• "Well, it's not quite a mop and it's not quite a puppet... But, man! So to answer your question I don't know." ~ Homer explaining a muppet
• "That was absolutely dreadful." ~ Simon Cowell - American Idol
• "You're ALWAYS making things difficult!" ~ Veruca Salt - Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
• "Not Still Over" ~ The title of a Japanese song I like. Gotta love the grammar.
• "Stop steamin' up my tail! What are you tryin' to do, wrinkle it?!" ~ Bugs Bunny
• "See, he's her lobster." ~ Phoebe - Friends
• "Why's it inside out?" ~ Ross referring to Rachel's hairless cat - Friends
• "Worst episode ever!" ~ Comic Book Guy - The Simpsons
• Mrs. White: We had had a very humiliating public confrontation, he was deranged ... lunatic. He didn't actually seem to like me very much, he had threatened to kill me in public.
  Ms. Scarlet: Why would he want to kill you in public?
  Wadsworth: I think she meant he threatened, in public, to kill her.
  Ms. Scarlet: Oh. And was that his final word on the matter?
  Mrs. White: Being killed is pretty final, wouldn't you say?
  - Clue
• "Yes, I did it. I killed Yvette. I hated her . . . so . . . much . . . I-It-It--flame--flames . . . on the side of my face . . . breathing . . . breathle--heaving breaths . . .heaving--" ~ Mrs. White - Clue
• "Like, mondo negatory vibes!" ~ Shirley the Loon (my favorite valley girl) - TTA
• "I wanna flush it again!" ~ Baby Plucky - TTA
• "Maybe you got my Blockbuster card!" ~ Bill Bellamy ~ Fastlane
• "El Pollo Loco es muy delicioso!" ~ Some woman on Cedric the Entertainer Presents during the "Que Hora Es?" sketch
• "I'll jump down your throat and step on your liver!" Bernie Mac
• "I hope it's worth the NOISE!!" Prince John ~ Robin Hood: Men in Tights
• "I have to sing! (sings) I'm so excited! I'm so excited! I'm so... scared! (breaks down crying) ~ Jessie - Saved By the Bell
• "I'm no Kevin Costner, but far be it from me to ignore a strange voice from out of nowhere." Babs Bunny ~ TTA - Fields of Honey
• "What's life like under the sea? Does your skin get wrinkly? Does algae pose a personal hygiene problem?" ~ Paige (to a mermaid) - Charmed
• "Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'M the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! YOU'RE out of order. The whole freaking SYSTEM is out of order. You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!" ~ You guessed it... Homer Simpson
• "Wait a minute... Statue of Liberty... That was OUR planet! You maniacs! You blew it up! Damn you! Damn you all to hell!" ~ Good ol' Homer again
• "Homie don't play that!" ~ Homie da Clown - In Living Color
• "Remember? Your religion is the goofy fruit of the haha bush." ~ Andy Richter - Andy Richter Controls the Universe
• "But it's MY birthday! ~ Kelly Osbourne - The Osbournes (duh...)
• "We'll find out...... after the break." ~ Ryan Seacrest - American Idol.. wait a sec! I HATE when he says that! Damn you, Ryan! Damn you!