Things I Don't Know/Understand

Maybe sombody can explain these to me. Feel free to laugh at me if you think these are dumb.

How come people think pushing the crosswalk button will make the light change faster (cuz it doesn't)?? I notice people doing this everyday! They push it over and over and over again as if the light is gonna suddenly change just for them! All the button does is make the little man come up (instead of the hand) so cars will stop and you can cross the street. You can push it all you want and you can hold it down for as long as you want, but it will NOT change any faster.

How come people walk up/down escalators? Doesn't that defeat it's purpose? ~ lol i do this now

Why do some people cross their 7's and/or their Z's? ~ lol i do this too

What is Ozzy saying?

How the hell am I suppose to sit down in my low rise jeans without my ass falling out?! I'm not a fan of butt crackage, or undie exposure, so what am I sposda do? Belts don't always work. Hm... I guess I just won't buy them, or I'll wear them to a place where I don't have to sit down...

How come we only refer to people from the U.S. as Americans?

What does the expression "Bob's your uncle." mean?

What's up with Christina Aguilera's weirdo tan?

More coming! Please send in some of your questions. Maybe someone can answer them for you.

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