Set me up, before you go-go - In which I fulfill my obligation as a femaale comedian and rant about how people are always trying to set me up.
Phoning It In - Have you ever looked at the phone line ads in the back of newspapers and magazines? Well, one day I was so bored that I did, and then wrote an essay about them. Enjoy.
Crikey! - Crocodile Hunter. Complete berk or total idiot? You decide.
Interpreting Your Dreams - Have you ever had that dream where you're standing naked in the school corridor, and then a herd of electric gazelles dance in a conga line through the cheese factory? (Phew! Glad to know I'm not the only one!) Well, now you can find out what it means!
Link Phrases- How do people find my site? How, indeed!
Imperfect Match - Hours of fun- at the expense of others!