2004

What will the future hold? Who among us (who has not been interviewed on Chris "the Gooch" Comer's radio variety show) can see events which have not yet happened? This page is dedicated to predicting one future event and, as Chris "the Gooch" Comer often says, "making it real."

What will the year 2004 be like? Will humans still have pinkie fingers or will evolution have eliminated this useless appendage? Will people still eat food or will we derive all our nutrition from a pill? Will sex still be necessary or will human children be conceived in a laboratory or cloned and gestated in tubs of artificial amniotic goo? Will Bob, Pam, and Doc go missing, their cars running unattended on the sides of highways, as the rest of The Uninvited Guests are left behind not realizing the Rapture has occurred? Will those left behind fly into town in the year 2004 for the next Uninvited Guest convention using personal jet packs? Will Cincinnati even be where it is now or will it have been relocated a thousand miles north to the lush tropical jungles created by global warming? And most importantly, will music still be based on sound waves traveling through the air or will humans have evolved into a new cerebral era where music is created in the ever-enlarging human mind and is transmitted telepathically directly into the mind of the listener? Only time will tell.

These questions are too big for those of us at Love Chocolate Records© to ponder. But, for no real reason, we are pretty sure there will be a year 2004. So, preparations for the next Uninvited Guest convention have already begun. Regardless of whether Cincinnati remains in southwest Ohio or has relocated to somewhere near the arctic circle, all those who hope to attend should forward agenda items and ideas for activities to Love Chocolate Records© in care of The Tasty Joy Recording Company©. 2004 is sooner than you think. Have you started to think about your future?

 

From "Newsy News" (September 2000): Cincinnati neighborhoods are competing for the opportunity to host The Uninvited Guests' convention in September 2004. Front runners include Clifton and Price Hill. Norwood and Lindenwald proponents say "don't count us out yet!" Plans for a special guest appearance by rock legend Chris "The Gooch" Comer are currently being worked out. However, snags with Mr. Comer's appearance have arisen concerning other possibly conflicting events and the number of available "babes" at the 2004 Convention versus the number of available "babes" at any other possible event near the same time.

 

And looking even further ahead...