Item 000-001 T.U.G Name badge. Unlimited supplies remaining from the 1999 Convention. White sticky-back paper with black lettering. Totally customizable with the addition of your own name. Impress your friends! Make your parents proud! Be the first on your block not to have to answer that annoying question, "So, what's your name?" $15.00 (Not Currently Available)
Item 000-002-s T.U.G. T-shirt. Polyester/Cotton blend tee in white. Only available in small (to show off that six-pack!) Nothing says that you heart t.u.g. like the "I heart t.u.g." tee. And remember, no shirt, no shoes, no service. $42.00 (Not Currently Available)
Item 000-003-s Love Chocolate T-shirt. Polyester/Cotton blend in classic black only. Only available in small (to show off those rock hard abs!). Keep Love Chocolate Records© close to you every day by wearing the corporate tee. $42.00 (Not Currently Available)
Item 002-001-c "Me and T.U.G" Blank Cassette. Have you ever pretended to be a member of The Uninvited Guests? Have you ever found yourself playing air-keyboards in your underwear, late at night in your bedroom, pretending to be your favorite Guest? Now you can pretend to be even more like your favorite Guest in your underwear by recording your very own Uninvited Guest songs on the "Me and T.U.G" cassette. Recording equipment, underwear, and music not included. $20.00 (Not Currently Available)
Item 003-001-x New Item! The Uninvited Truth: My Life in a Three Ring Circus by Doc Strange In a fascinating new book, Mr Strange outs all the homosexuals who have been in The Uninvited Guests, reveals the disloyalties that added to more than three strikes, discusses his immortality, and writes two interesting chapters on haircare tips and products. From the Preface: "The Uninvited Guest tribute web site is TRASH! Absolute RUBBISH! It is an evil use of demon technology! Now I'm going to set the record straight...." Chris "the Gooch" Comer calls it an avant-garde triumph and says "two thumbs up, a real chick pleaser!" $65.00 (Not Currently Available)