MATT AND TREY UPDATE ARCHIVES-SEPTEMBER

SEPTEMBER 30tH, 1998

• JUST SCORED: alright so i was screwing around and found this article from variety posted on the south park message board. it was posted by a dude named MIKEY (thanks dude..whoever you are)

  October takes 'Orgazmo' preem to Playboy mansion By MICHAEL FLEMING, September 21, 1998October Films will launch the Trey Parker-directed porn spoof "Orgazmo" with a poolside bash at the Playboy mansion in Los Angeles on Oct. 18.The film, which opens Oct. 23, stars "South Park" co-creator Parker as Joe Young, a hunky but virtuous Mormon who unwittingly becomes part of the porn industry, making it big as the superhero Orgazmo. When his fiance finds out how he’s suddenly making money, she forbids him from appearing in a sequel and is herself kidnapped. After securing the mansion for a premiere that would surely make Austin Powers jealous, October partners Scott Greenstein, John Schmidt and Bingham Ray were gleeful about the chance to rub elbows with Hugh Hefner and the scantily clad bunnies who are poolside fixtures. "We are thrilled to be able to launch this outrageous film with an unprecedented all-celebrity party at the Playboy Mansion," they enthused. "This is a perfect match in every way."October will put together a guest list with Parker and his "South Park" cohort Matt Stone, who produced the film along with Fran Kuzui and Jason McHugh. Parker and Stone are the subjects of an October Playboy magazine feature.

• i also dorked and forgot..south park tonight..but you guys don't need me to remind you of that..

• so, having to deal with computer problems up the ass and time constraints that absolutely suck, this is the first time i have been able to get to this for like a day. i've gotten some of what i wanted to get updated on here done. i've added various shite here and there, the most notable (at least to me) being the addtion of more transcripts on the INSIGHTS page. these include mtv live, the daily show, the tonight show and the dennis miller show (actually i am in the midst of doing the dennis miller show one but it will be there by tomorrow) humor me and go there cause they were a pain in the ass to do. anyway..there is still some more i want to do (including some more smack on matt's fro page) but i am gonna get that done within the next few days. until then look around cause you might find something new..

• i think it was supa girl IRENE who mentioned on the message board that the boys were featured in this thing about the 40 most fascinating people in tv or something like that in people magazine. here's the ditty that accompanied that family photo (taken from people online)

  A mammoth assault on taste, the show mixes everything from bathroom humor to celebrity satire. It's foul-mouthed, badly drawn and, although the heroes are schoolboys, suitable only for shock-resistant families. It's also a major hit, the show that put Comedy Central on the map and the most talked-about TV cartoon since The Simpsons. "We're not making the show for kids," says writer Parker, 28 (right), who originally cooked it up as a gag -- a Christmas video greeting -- with film-school pal Stone, 27. "We're making it for us." So what offends him? "Full House."

  THE BUZZ "They're leading a new male revolution of crude behavior," says Harbert. "These guys have the talent to get away with saying what shouldn't be said."

• speaking of IRENE she sent me this picture of matt and trey at the video music awards click on the image to see the bigger version

• taison, the dude that runs beef-cake has posted some lovely pictures of the lads, and i have swiped a couple (with the best of intentions of course) go to his site to see the whole shitload. click on the picture to see bigger version

• last but not least i have finally broke that 2000 barrier that i mentioned earlier..and i want to give you all a sincere thanks for checking this shit out. as long as you all keep coming here i am gonna do my best to keep this site from sucking ass. and so, in probably an extremely weak display of gratitude, i thought i would do something for all of you...well..specifically 3 of you...i still got some junk to work out, but the plan is to hold some sort of contest with the 3 winners receiving some sort of matt and trey related paraphernalia (yet to be determined exactly what but i do have a few ideas) nothing huge like...uh..well..i dont know..but hey it would be free..so that automatically makes it all good. anyway. check back within the next couple of days for details. .

• 6 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

• 23 more days until ORGAZMO

SEPTEMBER, 28tH, 1998

• 9:03 PM- alright..i am working on stuff as i type this ...but it won't get put up until after midnight or so...but its coming.. :) a horse is a horse, of course of course..

• 2:16 am-so right about now you are probably asking yourself "dude, what is that 2:16 am thing on there for?" well kids, that is just to give ya'all a time frame thingy of this particular update..cause you see...hopefully i will have a proper update (plus a randomly modified site..sorta) by later tonight..so..um....where'd you guys get all those little dead animals?

• check out christy and angela's site cause they got some new wave smack up... they are responsible for that lovely little "dude!" wav. i have on my index page..plus they have got loads of wallpaper, all matt and trey, related..absolutely sweet...

• some new sites were added to the webring this weekend..

• 8 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

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SEPTEMBER, 27tH, 1998

• like i said before i haven't really had enough time to do any proper updates on this thing this weekend...sorry about that.. i hope i didnt miss anything major that would then require you all to kick my ass. anyway..just a reminder that i am gonna try to get a shitload of updates and modifications done on here by monday or tuesday...alright..thats all..shpadoinkle..nice hat..dude..fudge, packer?

• 9 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

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SEPTEMBER, 26tH, 1998

• i just wanted to let you all know that september 26th, from here on out, will be known as "we love kam cause she rules day!" she is responsible for the absolute kick ass new logo for the dude, this is so fucked up matt stone and trey parker webring , and as if that weren't enough she used her super powers to design ring's homepage...KAM YOU ROCK GIRL!

• 10 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

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SEPTEMBER, 25tH, 1998

• hey kids, got this info from LORI (she also posted this on the matt and trey message board , which i might add has seen quite a lot of activity as of late, thanks in part to my crazy jolly sistah. if you haven't gone there yet or lately go now fool!) what was i saying? oh yeah..lori scored this off comedy central. there is going to be a south park marathon on Oct. 18th, which will start off with "the making of the south park cd" (does this mean an appearence by our boys? i mean they are executive producers of the album or some smack like that.) here's the dilly with the marathon schedule:

  10:00pm - The Making of the South Park CD

  10:30pm - Chef Aid - Chef runs into some financial trouble andorganizes a benefit concert with some of his very talented friends (ep. 214).

  11:00pm - Cartman Gets An Anal Probe-Aliens land in South Park andkidnap Kyle's little brother (ep. 101).

  11:30pm - Weight Gain 4000 - Cartman wins the school's essay contest,and a celebrity comes to town (ep. 102).

  12:00am - An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig - A genetic engineering experiment unleashes Stan's mutant twin (ep. 103).

  12:30am - Tom's Rhinoplasty - A substitute teacher poses a threat toStan and Wendy's relationship (ep. 111).

  1:00am - Mecha Streisand - The boys find a prehistoric relic thatspawns a monster that threatens to destroy the world (ep. 112).

  1:30am - The Making of the South Park CD

• ERIN aka an absolute ass kicker, has transcribed the YM magazine article for us. lets read it shall we?:

  Look out, Matt and Ben! Hollywood's new dynamic duo, South Park creators and BASEketball stars Matt Stone and Trey Parker are running wild, and Tinsel Town will never be the same. We asked the bad boys a few questions:

  YM: Think any female celebs are cute?

  Matt: Natasha Henstridge.

  Trey: We had her do a voice over on South Park. She's cool, but she wasn't as hot as I thought she'd be.

  YM: Gotta crush on her?

  Matt: I don't really have any celebrity crushes.

  Trey: I want a celebrity girlfriend, though. That would be fun.

  Matt: Like Minnie Driver. She's hot. We've met. We have the same lawyer

  .YM: You haven't always been hanging with superfine women, right?

  Trey: Our first few years in Los Angeles, we slept in cars and on people's floors. Then Matt and I lived in a Santa Monica studio. Matt didn't even have a bed. We both got a fungus living there.

  YM: Ever had an embarrassing moment?

  Matt: Kissing Trey in BASEketball. It totally sucked. My stomach was in a huge knot it was so gross. We guzzled Listerine after.

• speaking of magazines, there is supposed to be a sweet interview with the boys in the brit film magazine NEON, which i guess you can get at tower records...

• i'd like to take this opportunity to give a big ass thank you to IRENE. she hooked me up majorly with some sweet matt and trey action, and because of that, she is now officially one of the coolest mofos on the planet.

• its it just me, or is anybody else feeling a bit nostalgic for matt's old hair? i just thought i would mention that..speaking of his hair..look for an addition to the matt's fro page soon..

• and finally, it has been brought to my attention that i will only be home this weekend for roughly 4 hours or so...so i apologize in advance if there isn't any updates on here until then. if i find anything of any importance i will try to get it up for you. by monday though, expect some sort of big ass update to this site. thats the goal anyway. i've got a crapload of stuff i want to add and i am gonna try to get it done this weekend.

• 11 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

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SEPTEMBER, 24tH, 1998

• according to the pornstar known as ARIFA (i think i should start paying her for all the smack she scores) matt and trey were supposed to be on KROQ with kevin and bean yesterday morning. if you missed it her advice to all you wonderful little freaks in southern cali is to get up early (like say 5-6) and try to catch the replay. if one of you did catch it or does catch the replay..do share with the rest of the class.

• got the lowdown from resident superstar ERIN that there is a little, and i mean little, ditty about the boys in the latest issue of YM magazine (november) along with this little bundle of joy is an equally tiny picture of the boys. topics include girls and crushes. size doesnt always matter..so check it out

• speaking of magazine articles, this evening at work when i was...uh...working, i came across this old entertainment weekly article (aug 21/28) about orgazmo, in which trey made an absolutely valid point. here read:

trey parker (south park) wrote, directed and stars in this comedy about a mormon sweet-talked into making skin flicks as Captain Orgazmo. while porn stars like ron jeremy have cameos, there is no explicit sex, which is why parker's hot over--and may appeal--the film's NC-17 rating. referring to the R-rated "there's something about mary" he says, bodily fluid "dripping off a guy's ear?" thats WAY beyond what we've got."

this is the part where you are supposed to say: "hell yeah! you made an extremely valid point mr. parker. i guess it just goes to show you how fucked up the rating board is. judging from what i have heard and seen about "orgazmo" it is not nearly as offensive as "there's something about mary" (well, at least not any worse), and thats why it sucks ass that they are giving your movie an NC-17 rating, thus limiting its distribution, and fucking over many of your fans in the process." well..you don't have to say that exactly ....but something similar would be nice..

• so did ya'all catch all that dvda and "sweet ass" action on south park yesterday?

• also i would like to take this opportunity to give a big ass apology to bobo, whom you may remember i mentioned a few days back, for questioning their credibility. you see bobo, when you get right down to it, i'm a dumbass, and i often spew...what is the word i am looking for..oh yes..shit..shit from my mouth, anyway sorry dude! :(

• oh yes...just a reminder...WATCH THIS SPACE...i am thinking the magical number 2000 just might bring about some sort of opportunity for one of you kick ass freaks too hook yourself up with some cool matt and trey smack..or something..

• i am gonna attempt to do some updating around this sucker today and tomorrow..

• 12 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

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SEPTEMBER, 23rD, 1998

• i was screwing around and found out that BASEketball is supposed to be released on video in january...(god damnnit!) ..i am still looking for the exact date...and looking for confirmation that this one is legit..however, the dude at MOVIES ON VIDEO said to look for it to move up to december..the official date should be announced soon..

• alright kids, got this news from wonder woman aka ARIFA:the spirit of christmas and frosty willl be included in Spike and Mike's 1998 Sick and Twisted Festival of Animation. (it shows at various places across the country, the following came off of a flyer in california)

La Jolla, CAMuseum of Contemporary Art, San Diego700 Prospect, La Jolla (619) 454-0267Fridays (Aug. 28, Sept. 4, 18, Oct. 2, 9, 16, 23*, 30, Nov.5, 13*) 9pm & 11pmSaturdays (Aug. 29, Sept. 5, 19, 26, Oct. 3, 10, 17, 24,Nov. 7, 14*) 9pm & 11pmSundays (Sept. 6 & 13) 9pm* = 11pm show ONLY

Las Vegas, NVHuntridge Theatre 1208 E. Charleston at Maryland Parkway (702) FUN-HUNTThursdays (Sept. 10 & 17) 7:30pm, 9:45pmFridays (Sept. 11 & 18) 7:30pm, 9:45pm, MidnightSaturdays (Sept. 12 & 19) 7:30pm, 9:45pm, Midnight Sundays (Sept. 13 & 20) 7:30pm, 9:45pm

Hollywood, CALaEmmle's Sunset Theatre8000 Sunset at Laurel Canyon in West Hollywood (213)848-3500Fridays and Saturdays at MIDNIGHT ONLY Aug. 28 through Dec.19

Riverside, CACinemaStar University Village 101201 University Ave., Riverside (909)777-FILM (#, then 026)Friday (Sept. 25) 7pm, 9:30pm, MidnightSaturday (Sept. 26) 5pm, 7pm, 9:30pm, MidnightSunday (Sept. 27) 5pm, 7pm, 9:30pmWEEKDAYS (Sept. 28 through Oct. 1) 7pm, 9:30pmFridays and Saturdays (Oct. 2, 3, 9, & 10) MIDNIGHT ONLY!!

in addition to these shows, the website listed the following (call for showtimes):

Boston, Massachusetts. Coolidge Corner Theatre September 18 through November 21, 1998 (617)734-2500

Vancouver, BC. Ridge Theatre October 23 through November 22, 1998 (604)738-6311

Santa Cruz, California. Santa Cruz 9-Plex November 6 through 28, 1998 (831)457-3500

San Francisco, California. Castro Theatre November 13 through 24, 1998 (415)621-6120

San Franciso, California. Palace of Fine Arts November 27 through December 5, 1998 (415)563-6504

Sacramento, California. Crest Theatre November 13, 1998 through January 2, 1999 (916)44-CREST

Berkley, California. Landmark's UC Theatre December 4 through 18, 1998 (510)843-FILM

For ages 18 and over only. Tickets $7 (cash only) at thebox office one hour prior to the first show. Advancetickets are $6.50 plus a service fee through Ticketmaster.La Jolla (619) 220-TIXSLas Vegas (702) 474-4000Riverside (714) 740-2000

• for more information you can visit the website at http://www.spikeandmike.com

• just in case you missed it yesterday, the little ditty about the boys in rolling stone and picture are found below. check it out..the boys look so fucking money (forgive me, i am in my vince vaughn phase, and its so much fun, i don't dare leave it)

• new episode of south park tonight! woohoo! and speaking of south park you can download master p' "kenny's dead" single (at least part of it) the first of "chef aid: the south park album" at comedy central

• i finally got the trailer for orgazmo to work (i swear it wasn't working with realvideo before, but i am lame so that probably explains it) jesus ("where?") ..it was freaking hilarious..("how would christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?")plus you get to hear a little dvda so if you haven't already check it out.

• 13 more days until the ORGAZMO soundtrack featuring DVDA

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SEPTEMBER 22nD, 1998

• JUST SCORED: i just scored this info from the latest issue of rolling stone (the october 15th, 1998 issue aka the one with that naughty marilyn manson on the cover) for a larger version of the picture below click HERE:

"Dude, South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone presented four trophies at this year's Creative Arts Awards a.k.a the Off-Air Emmy's. (thankfully, this year's will be televised, so we'll all know who won Out-Standing Hairstyles in a TV Movie). The South Park duo adlibbed lines like, "the winner is ....marisa tomei. oh, no, that's wrong." before they nearly lost it at the sight of angelic jaclyn smith. afterward, a satisfied Stone, reflected, "my as felt great that night"

• well, well, well...guess who lost her cannibal! the musical virginity yesterday? yup..yours truly FINALLY got to see the masterpiece...(we are talking mad crazy extra supa dope props to my girl LORI for taking pity on my ass and sending me a copy)...that movie was fucking hilarious! everything about it absolutely ruled...i was digging all that action..trey, god..same thing....matt, .lord that dude cracks me up! he was such a dork but managed to maintain all his...well..mattness..i mean seriously, how many men can whine with a lisp and have some freaky ass thing for fudge and still be considered the shit?? needless to say..modifications to the cannibal page on here are on their way..

• on a less me related note, i got a shout out on beef-cake today so i just had to send it right back...(oh wait..that was about me again wasn't it..)

• some absolute pornstar (*note i am testing this new "star" out..any feedback welcome..i am not sure if i should go at it full force yet) sent me their take on the boys appearence on loveline a few months back...for those of you that missed (this sorry ass group includes me) here's a little tid bit of what all that action was about:

Hey it's me again, I thought you might like to know that Matt&Trey where on Loveline(the radio show, not the one on tv) about two months ago. Me, being the moron I am didn't record it like I should have. But it was very funny, topics ranged from the serious to the silly. Trey and Matt talked about their high school crushes and things like that. Inevitably, someone called asking trey to do a cartman voice and he did. Turd was of course a topic brought up several times, one guy called in and asked everybody what they thought was better, a good whiz, or a good dump. Everybody said dump. Trey kept on making jokes about doing Matt's mom. If you can get a copy of the show, do it, it's really funny.

• new south park episode wednesday! yeah for all of us! god damn! its like christmas!

• speaking of south park, elton john has written a brand-new song, "Wake Up Wendy," that is going to appear on "chef aid: the south park album"..i think i read some where that trey is a fan or something (seriously?..maybe he was just being facetious) so you can imagine what a score that is then...(btw-forgive me..i have had a shitload of sugar today and the result is the incoherent babbling you see here)

• watch this space...i think a contest of some sort is a brewin'..or..something..

• 31 more days until ORGAZMO

SEPTEMBER 21sT, 1998

• possible update later today..(btw-if you are getting a script error on this page i am trying to fix it).

• so while you're waiting, may i suggest going to the movie RUSH HOUR....just think about it logically: jackie "i freaking rule" chan is the man and chris tucker is a cookie...not to mention a hilarious bastard...("shee-it!" dude, i love that guy!) ..anyway..i just saw this sucker tonight and needless to say i was totally down with it... outside of matt and trey, these two mofos are the sweetest couple on the planet..well..you know what i mean..

• have you checked out the other sites in the DUDE THIS IS SO FUCKED UP! MATT AND TREY WEBRING? well what the hell are you waiting for? :)

• 32 more days until ORGAZMO

SEPTEMBER 20tH, 1998

• in case you were wondering, the picture of trey and little article about orgazmo is in the october of issue of premiere magazine.

• i dorked and evidently missed this earlier: a trailer for BASEketball, as well as other video clips from the movie can be found HERE. (this is probably like stating the obvious...sorry :( )

• so i was looking around the south park message board at beef-cake and i found this shite..nothing really important

there is going to be something about elton john vs south park on access hollywood this monday. maybe trey or matt will be on...

rumor about matt and trey presenting on the billboard music awards. it should be noted that the person who posted used the name bobo..so you kinda gotta wonder about the crediablity of the source. however if anybody has got a confirmation on this one..let me know fool!

• i wonder how matt's hair is doing? speaking of matt's hair, anybody interested in writing up a review for one of the boys movies?? email me at headswimer@yahoo.com

• 33 more days until ORGAZMO

SEPTEMBER 19tH, 1998

• apparently its orgazmo day cause thats the subject of the latest smack...(don't you wish everyday was orgazmo day though?)

• a temporary official orgazmo site has been set up. you can check out a trailer for the movie with quicktime, plus a sweet ass picture of trey (mad props to my girl ARIFA for scouting this one out)

• there is an little ditty about orgazmo in the latest issue of premiere magazine. here's a picture from that, and here's the ditty, note the magazine doesnt know shit (mad props to LORI for sending me the pic and the article thing):

Orgazmo Release Date: October 23comedy starring Trey Parker, Dian Bachar, and Matt Stone; directed byParker(October)South Park creators Parker and Stone follow their disappointingBASEkeball debut with this no-less-offensive send-up of the adult-film industry. What apremise: A kickboxing Mormon missionary stumbles into starring in a porn movie (But only after being assured he won't have to appear in the dirty bits). But what a letdown: Orgazmo, which has been slapped with an NC-17rating, only occasionally makes the most of its sticky situations.

• according to CRAP, who already brought us "the making of cannibal", a "the making of orgazmo" is on the way..

• on a non-orgazmo subject (i know! how dare i!), if anybody is interested in writing up a review for any of matt and trey's movies or projects please email me at headswimer@yahoo.com ..see..what i am thinking is that it might be kinda sweet if along with the "legitamate" reviews that i have posted, to have reviews by fellow matt and trey freaks posted as well. it would probably be far more interesting, and chances are far more accurate than say..that god damn siskel and ebert. anyway i just thought i would throw the idea out there. if i get a good response then we'll do it. if not..then oh well..i tried..

SEPTEMBER 18tH, 1998

• i am having one of those days where you have the feeling that you are missing something....in this case like there is some big ass matt and trey news going down and i am oblvious to it..

• in forbes magazine september 21st issue they claim that in 1998 in the boys income is 8 million...(plus you gotta remember they got that 15 million (is that right?) for the south park movie and that 1.5 for that dumb and dumber prequel) holy shit dude.... but way to go kids!

• in an interview for the toronto film festival trey said of ORGAZMO "People will either appreciate that or be really pissed off." damn i need to see this movie..

• a matt and trey tnt interview clip is available for download HERE ..the clip itself is a little over 3 minutes long..download time is kinda suckyi think..

• i've added and updated a few things around the site....nothing major..but feel free to look around if you are so inclined :)

• the following smack is random yet interesting stuff that i found while searching the net. and since its a slow news day (maybe..i still feel like i am missing something)i am going to post these..(btw- is anybody else getting a little annoyed by all that newsies shite that comes up? seriously i think we should all ban together and hand out beat downs to all those freaks that like the other trey parker..or not)

• from tulsa box office: If you think "South Park'' is gross, Trey Parker has a message for you: deal with it. Parker says the only things people find offensive are those "they can't deal with'' or don't want to talk about. Parker says the world would be a better place if everyone was so mature that we can laugh at everything. We're not there yet, so Parker says he and his buddy Matt Stone can still press those buttons that shock people.

• from a review of baseketball from the miami herald: " Parker (the blond, pudgy-faced one) and Stone (the wiry, bespectacled one)

• tnt rough cut describing baseketball: "this anarchistically tasteless comedy wavers between outright hilarity and standard, homoerotic, frat-house silliness." (my favorite adjective in this sentence is homoerotic. how about you?)

• "I think Matt is naughty and Trey is lovable, but I may have it backwards"- marc jaffe from free times

• at WEBPOINT a poll taken for star rating of baseketball goes as follows: 19-35 gave it 4 stars the (highest rating)13-18 gave 3 1/2 and nobody over 36 has even voted. (its that last part i found interesting..figures). if you want to get in on the action visit the webpoint link..

• at some message board talking about who was who (between matt and trey) when they were on conan o'brien??? (did anyone catch that by the way): "The one with the non-afro blonde hair and the eyebrow ring is Matt Stone. The other guy is Trey Parker." (btw- how did i let something like an eyebrow ring slip by me? i must be slipping in my old age (mallrats) anyway..i was not aware of this..)

• new york daily news describing the boys: Parker, with his Dutch Boy haircut and California smile, is a pleasant if vague presence, but the knottier, more introverted Stone doesn't read very well on film. (to that last part..yeah..biteme-btw, dutch boy haircut???)

SEPTEMBER 17tH, 1998

• alright, depending on when you read this there may be more coming later today. but as it stands there really isnt any important shite to tell you about..allow me to be random..

• for all ya'all looking for cannibal! the musical posters, t-shirts and memorobilia like that check out CRAP those mofos can hook you up..

• speaking of hook ups, anybody that can hook me up with any matt and trey video action ( for the millionth time let me give some examples: the tonight show, canned ham, the daily show..yada yada yada) and are interested in some sort of a trade ring please be a superstar and email me at headswimer@yahoo.com

• allow me reiterate just how much it sucks ass that orgazmo isn't out until october 23rd..well would you look at that? i just did..

SEPTEMBER 16tH, 1998

• i am feeling rather slackass today so please forgive me..but this is what i got for you: today is the day to check out "Kenny's Dead" by Master P from "Chef Aid: The South Park Album." at http://www.comedycentral.com

• for any of you still looking for vma wav. files christy and angela's site has got them up so check it out..

• taison has written up a little ditty about his latest matt and trey encounter, and like always the boys proved to be superstars..check this out too if you haven't

• south park is a rerun tonight..but still rather enjoyable i reckon..

• mad props to ash who scored this info off of CRAP -apparently the release date for "orgazmo" has been pushed back to october 23rd. all i have to say is f--- that s---. i remember the soundtrack is out october 6th and you know what that action means-dvda ..plus you couple that with the likes of such groups as the wu-tang clan and you got yourself a masterpiece..well..maybe..

SEPTEMBER 15tH, 1998

• i got the following off of business wire:
• NEW YORK - Sept. 14, 1998 -- Go online at http://www.comedycentral.com on Sept. 16 at 8 AM (ET) for a sample of the first single "Kenny's Dead" by Master P from the much anticipated CD "Chef Aid: The South Park Album." Users with RealAudio, WAV or Shockwave Audio accessibility can play the 30-second clip of the song. The single will be released on radio nationally Oct. 6.

• got this news via arifa, who kicks so much ass it scares me. "Cannibal! The Musical" will be playing at the LA Nuart Theater from october 16th to the 22nd. CRAP gave the following dates for upcoming screenings (taken word for word):

STAGE PLAY: Dad's Garage Theater, Atlanta, Georgia September 18 thru October 31 This is going to be a super show with a splash zone in the front row and really cool pupeteers

Mayan Theater, Denver Colorado TBA (Orgazmo Released Theatrically!)

OCTOBER Nuart Theater, LA October 16 thru 22

More Dates to be announced soon!! Portland, San Francisco, San Jose are in the works. Texas, Colorado and Southern States are in the works. Holdovers and continued FRIDAY, Midnight Screenings are possible in all cities that show interest and support!

• so there you go, and remember...you can purchase cannibal at troma, reel.com and soon at SIREN. (they are the 29.95 mofos)

• the matt and trey message board has got a shitload more up there..score dudes! you guys are the shit... check it out if you haven't.

• there are some posts up at the message board about this too..if you can hook people up with any matt and trey video action (i.e. the tonight show, canned ham, the daily show..) please email me at headswimer@yahoo.com or email the person that has posted a request. they might just be able to hook you up with something you missed so its worth a look don't you think?

SEPTEMBER 14tH 1998

• christy and angela's site has got the vma waves up! yes my children it is true..so if you have dorked and missed the show, and all 20 of the replays, or if you just want to re-live the excitement of the moment go to her site!! i am serious..don't make me whoop your ass because i am not above that..

• i am reposting this cannibal news cause..well..just cause: "cannibal! the musical" is going to be available via SIREN on October 14th 1998 to buy (or rent for cheaper) for, get this, only $29.95, which is shitloads cheaper than some of the other places..i am guessing its all legit....but who knows..check out the link for more information..

• i updated my link page...PLEASE go there and hook yourself up with all that good link smack...have i already mentioned that christy and angela have waves up of the vma's?? and dude..kam has the burping heads...ash and liz have trey up the you know what..nancy has got the lowdown on all that behind the scenes baseketball action..michelle has got that picture of matt and trey's...uhh...yeah...so you see...a trip to my links will be well worth your time..

SEPTEMBER 13tH, 1998

• got the news from ARIFA that the seminar at the museum of television and radio that matt and trey are doing is sold out. sorry kids :( it sucks major ass i know...thanks again to arifa for giving me the info..

• "cannibal! the musical" is going to be available via SIREN on October 14th 1998 to buy (or rent for cheaper) for, get this, only $29.95, which is shitloads cheaper than some of the other places..i am guessing its all legit....but who knows..check out the link for more information.

• at the DragonCon convention that took place last weekend in Atlanta, trey via satellite confirmed the return of mr. hat, said new episodes will be airing on september 23, made fun of good old barbara streisand, admitted that kenny was saying "I like girls with big vaginas, I'm also a fan of great big titties." (this will change however) amongst other things. as far as the south park movie he said its most definitely a R. oh yeah..and apparently some b movie actress was all up in his mess. thanks to LORI who scored this off mr. hat's hell hole.

• in hopes of generating activity on the matt and trey message board i have posted some topics...PLEASE go there and state your opinions..

• have you signed my guestbook yet???

SEPTEMBER 12tH, 1998

• here's a little more info on the museum of television and radio fall seminar that matt trey are scheduled to do: Thursday, October 8, 1998 5:30 - 7:00 p.m. Pacific 8:30 - 10:00 p.m. Eastern Originates from Los Angeles ,Tickets: Single seminar: $10 ($8 for Museum Members) Series price: $24 ($18 for Members) Tickets may be purchased in the Museum's Danny Thomas Lobby. Tickets may also be purchased by telephone. For phone order instructions, please call the Museum: (310) 786-1000. for more information visit their website at http://www.mtr.org

• did anyone catch or tape that emmy replay thing matt and trey might have been on yesterday? email me headswimer@yahoo.com

SEPTEMBER 11tH, 1998

• alright so yesterday was the day..matt's new hair on live television on the vma..rather an exciting moment don't you think? (btw-is beck just the shit or what? and was it just me or were master p, snoop and the rest of the no limits family wearing pseudo baseketball uniforms??)anyway.. to check out my complete matt and trey vma wrap up, hair reaction included, as well as the transcript of their part click HERE. if you dorked and missed it don't worry..they will be replaying it like a mofo. i need to recheck it out cause i missed the opening act thing and i want to see if they were on that or not..

• i hear that christy's site is gonna be getting wav. files of the thing so check it out HERE. i am not sure if they are up yet but the site kicks ass anyway so go there regardless

• remember if you have tv land, they are airing the part of the emmy's thing that matt and trey were on. (at least i think its today) it is supposed to air at 8:00 and 11:00 pm EST (5 & 9 pm PST). if anyone can get me a transcript of their part email me here headswimer@yahoo.com PLEASE!

• just got some news on the south park soundtrack that is due out on october 20th. it features master p, primus, tim mcgraw, devo and more..apparently its called "chef aid the south park album"..for more information and the complete story, including the dilly on the new episode that airs on october 7th (day after the orgazmo soundtrack featuring dvda is out btw) that this whole thing is gonna stem from click HERE apparently..music from the album will premiere on the comedy central website on september 16th

• also i got an email inquiry about getting copies matt and trey's other shite like the canned ham and e! baseketball behind the scenes thing. if anybody has these or anything else (i.e their tonight show appearences) on tape email me at headswimer@yahoo.com. i am thinking we might be able to get some bootleg thing started..kinda of a matt and trey best of video or some shit like that..just something to ponder...the crap that flows from my head isn't always plausible i know :)

• one last thing..( i know you all probably want to bitch-slap me right now for writing too much today) i just wanted to remind everyone that this page is constantly being modified..like everything..so you can probably find new stuff all over this sucker..thats all..bye

SEPTEMBER 10tH, 1998

• MTV VMA TODAY!! and you know what that shite means..it means we all get to see matt's hair live action...the pictures hopefully don't do this new hair thing of his justice..perhaps this will help ease the transition..anyway it airs live at 8e/7c ...details to follow tomorrow..

• have you checked out the matt and trey burping heads yet? no? then check out kam's site..newest member of the ring ...her site kicks some serious ass..you have not lived until you have seen these things..swear to god..i played with them for like 20 minutes..

• allow me to plug the matt and trey message board - you just might be the fool with the answer to one of the many matt and trey freaks burning questions..

• remember on the 11th (tomorrow) they are airing the ATAS Creative Arts Awards part of the emmy's (aka the part matt and trey are on)on TV LAND at 8:00 and 11:00 pm EST (5 & 9 pm PST). if anyone can get me a transcript of their part email me here headswimer@yahoo.com PLEASE!

• keep this in your head too: matt and trey will be appearing at one of the Museum of Television & Radio's fall seminars on october 8th. tickets are $10 per seminar (i think) and are at the museum (of tv and radio) in beverly hills, ca

SEPTEMBER 9tH, 1998

• scored this info off of beef-cake-3 more south park videos are being released on october 20th...i am thinking that also means that there are gonna be some more fireside chats with matt and trey..or something..they gotta make some kind of appearence on there...even without its still a score. the featured episodes are: Pink Eye, Damien, Starvin' Marvin, Mecha-Streisand, Mr. Hankey and Tom's Rhinoplasty

• apparently the south park soundtrack will also be released on october 20th....(does this mean an appearence by DVDA? or was that only on the movie soundtrack (if at all)???) anyway..i couldnt get confirmation on this...but it doesnt make it not true..on a personal note beck's new album is released that day..so get your ass to the store that day regardless

• speaking of south park..repeat episode tonight--"city on the edge of forever" (comedy central 10e 9c)

• nancy has tracked down trey's birthdate finally.. october 29th, 1969...(matt's continues to evade everyone)...she also added a new picture of the boys today..with trey looking like-how do i put this-a dork :) but in a good way..anyway..check it out

• 1 day until matt's hair and the mtv vma...

SEPTEMBER 8tH, 1998

• 2 days until matt's hair and the mtv VMA

• oh yeah..and contrary to recent posts at the south park newsgroup-trey parker is NOT dead

SEPTEMBER 7tH, 1998

• "orgazmo" plays at the toronto fim festival today (right away today-midnight)

• the message board has already got some messages! score huh? if people keep posting i'll keep it up :) somebody on the board mentioned that matt is possibly making posts on the south park newsgroup...something to look into don't you think..

• don't forget to sign the guestbook! your feedback and all that good sh*te help me cause then i can tell what sucks and what doesn't..
• 3 days until matt's hair and the VMA

SEPTEMBER 6tH, 1998

• "orgazmo" plays tomorrow at the toronto film festival

• i added a matt and trey message board

• remember on the 11th they are airing the ATAS Creative Arts Awards part of the emmy's (aka the part matt and trey are on)on TV LAND at 8:00 and 11:00 pm EST (5 & 9 pm PST). if anyone can get me a transcript of their part email me here headswimer@yahoo.com PLEASE!

• 4 days until matts hair and the VMA

SEPTEMBER 5tH, 1998

• the word is that trey's movie "orgazmo" is generating the biggest buzz at the toronto film festival. apparently it is THE film to see during the event. it is set to show as part of their "Midnight Madness" thing on Sept. 7, 1998 at, as you would expect, midnight.

• speaking of orgazmo, a few sources have listed the US release as october, 2, instead of sept, 18...i'll be checking into this one more thoroughly...

• the soundtrack is still set for a october 6th release ..interesting to note that when disney's mammoth records hooked up with nickelbag records (the label that the soundtrack under) to form the new ideal records, the album remained strictly a nickelbag project because " it's Disney's policy to not be involved in any way, shape, or form with such controversial films"..um..okay..

• also i have decided to start only posting a weeks worth or so of news on here before it gets moved to the updates archive. you will still be able to access all that good sh*te though so its all good..by clicking HERE ..or at the link at the bottom of the page..

• 5 days until matt's lack of hair is revealed for the first time (well sort of) on public television on the MTV video music awards..

SEPTEMBER 4tH, 1998

• i updated the quotes page as well as added a little ditty on the whole "f*ck spin magazine thing"

• remember any and all matt and trey news is always welcome..email me at headswimer@yahoo.com

SEPTEMBER 3rD, 1998

• i scored the following info off beef-cake- ..apparently matt and trey's appearance on the kevin and bean morning show on 106.7 FM KROQ might be replayed tomorrow morning. so if you live in LA (i am guessing that is the KROQ refered to) check it out ..and if you want to be supa dope you could send me a transcript of the conversation :)

• also taison at beef-cake has posted his pictures from the baseketball premiere which are worth checking out-- click HERE

• speaking of pictures, i have come across the most HILARIOUS picture of matt and trey that i have ever seen. check it out HERE...extra supa dope thanks to LORI for bringing it to my attention :)

SEPTEMBER 2nD, 1998

• matt and trey will be appearing at one of the Museum of Television & Radio's fall seminars on october 8th. tickets are $10 per seminar (i think) and are at the museum (of tv and radio) in beverly hills, ca

• i added a page on matt and trey's other films..if you have any info on any of the ones listed or any others please email me at headswimer@yahoo.com..i would appreciate it a whole freakin' lot

• new pictures are courtesy of angie, please check out her trey parker page its awesome (plus she has TONS more pictures of trey)

• new south park tonight! 10e, 9c on comedy central

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