George Costanza Jason Alexander

Character information Nicknames: Boy George, Cantstandya, Biff, Georgie Boy, Georgie Porgie, George Bonanza, Costanza, Lord of the Idiots, Coco. Must sit on a woman's right side in order to make a move since he is right handed. Met Jerry at JFK High School when he fell off a rope in gym class and landed on Jerry's head. Hidden Talents include: Being able to run like the wind, hoist 100 pounds over his head, and masterfully bait a hook. Is proud of his 'unblanched record of staunch heterosezuality'. Boasts of his formidable parallel parking abilities and comes from a family that regards paying for parking as the moral equivalent of patronizing a prostitute. Doesn't want to die with dignity; he has lived his whole life in shame, why should things change when he dies? George's quote of the week George's girlfriend thinks Jerry is dark and disturbed : Girlfriend : He's dark and disturbed. George : dark and disturbed ? His all life revolves around Superman and cereal. Girlfriend : What kind of a friend are you? George : I conviced him to act like that so that you would think I was funnier. That's how disturbed I am. George Costanza's Biography : Lord of the idiots December 91 - George gets a job in Pendant Publishing. He was fired for having sex with cleaning lady on his desk. "Was that wrong ? Should I not have done that?" December 91 - George works as a car reparker. he disrupts a Woody Allen movie and crashes a car into an ambulance. September 93 - George gets a job as a hand model. Retires after career-ending injury involving a hot iron and the inventor of the puffy-shirt. May 1994 - Jerry's girlfriend sees George naked, after he's just gotten out of the pool, so something isn't as it should be. November 1994 - The mother of George's girlfriend sees him eat something out of a trash bin, later cleaning a windshield & going out of the bathroom topless. November 1994 - George goes for a walk with a waitress from Monk's and manure in the path sums up his relationship with her. October 1997 - George gets a job at Play Now toy company. He rides motorized weelchair and has access to private bathroom. Boss tries to fire him after seeing him running while carrying motorized weelchair. But he holds on to the job until Play now runs out of buisness. For more embarassing moments of george come back soon. Jason Alexander's pictures Click on the thumbnail to see a bigger picture. Visit the other pages of this site : Main Jerry Elaine Kramer Stand-up sounds Episodes Mail me