Jerry Seinfeld-Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld
Jerry Seinfeld

Character information

Nicknames : Jerry Jerry Dingleberry, Seinsmelled, DiggityDog, Sein.
Estimates he had sex with Elaine 25 times while they were dating.
Says he talks on the phone with George six times a day.
Proclaimes proudly that he had never watched an episode of I Love Lucy.
Watches Melroseplace.
Won't allow any soft cheeses in his refrigerator.
Has a keen eye for lesbians.
Has never eaten "a really good pickle".
Profile provided by Kramer - "Guy who's about five foot eleven, he's got uh, a big head and flared nostrils."

Jerry's Quote of the week

Jerry, trying not to be funny, in "The Visa" :
Jerry :"Well, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year's gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, each flicker of the candles on the cake we know it's not to be. That for the rest of our sad, wretched, pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably. Happy birthday? No such thing."

Jerry's Girlfriend of the week

Name : Sandi
Played by : Jann Karam

Episode : The Switch
Story : Jerry wants to exchange her, because she never laughes, with her roomate.
Broke up : According to George's plan, Jerry suggests a menage a trois. They agree, but Jerry can't go through with it.
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