|Seinfeld Sound Gallery|
The sounds are in mp3 format. If you don't have a mp3 player get one
Lord.mp3 - George:"I just threw away a lifetime of guiltfree sex, and floor seats, for every sporting event in madisson square garden. So please, a little respect, for I am Costanza, Lord of the idiots."
Idiot.mp3 - George:"No one's a bigger idiot than me".
Surgery.mp3 - Kramer warns George about the routine surgery.
Somewhere.mp3 - Jerry :"Well now we're getting somewhere!"
Details.mp3 - "You're not in the mood, well you get in the mood!"
Ego.mp3 - George: "Where are you living? Are you here? Are you on this planet?"
Mental.mp3 - George: "I driven women to lesbianism before, but never to a mental institution."
Stella.mp3 - Elaine :"Stella! Stella!"
Society.mp3 - "Look at you, why don't you do something with your life?"
Loveyou.mp3 - Kramer :"I love you, I love you."
Cantstandya.mp3 - George :"Instead of Costenza he said Cantstanya."
Wedgie.mp3 - George :"A grown man, getting a wedgie."
IQ.mp3 - George: "You know, people think I'm smart but I'm not smart."
Badman.mp3 - Babu: "You bad man, you very very bad man!"
Stink2.mp3 - Kramer: "It stinks. Can you smell that? You stink!"
Filmstar.mp3 - Kramer:"wer'e talking to Elaine Benes, adult film star".
Miror.mp3 - Kramer: "Look at what you become, look in the miror, cause you need help."
Pretzels.mp3 - "This pretzels, are making me thirsty!"
Reserv.mp3 - Jerry: "You know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation."
Insure.mp3 - Jerry needs the insurence.
Scotch.mp3 - Kramer's Scotch commercial.
Breakup.mp3 - George surprises his girlfriend by using the preemptive break up.
Igothand.mp3 - George: "You can't break up with me, I've got hand."
Inlove.mp3 - Kramer thinks Jerry and Elaine are in love with each other.
Spit1.mp3 - Jerry: "Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the all premise of your account."
Spit2.mp3 - Jerry: "That is one magic loogie."
Latex.mp3 - "I'm gonna hire you as my latex salesman?"
Explorers.mp3 - Jerry and George talk about their favorite explorers.
Looking.mp3 - Jerry: "You shouldn't say "god bless you", you should say "your'e so good looking"."
Cantpark.mp3 -George explaines to Elaine why he cant park in a garage.
Waste.mp3 - Kramer thinks George is wasting his life.
Salsa.mp3 - It most be impossible for a spanish man to order salsa.
Nothing.mp3 - George is summing up the show.
Vienna.mp3 - Jerry: "You need a team, a team of psychiatrists working around the clock, thinking about you, having conferences."
Bubble.mp3 - A bubble boy ? Yes, A bubble boy !
Opera.mp3 - Kramer's singing the opera.
Virgin.mp3 - Jerry: "She's a virgin, she just told me." Elaine: "Well I didn't know." Jerry: "Well it's not like spotting a toupee."
Caught.mp3 - George: "My mother caught me."
Contest.mp3 - Kramer wants to join the contest.
Lifestyle.mp3 - "It's easier for a woman not to do it".
Please.mp3 - Kramer: "This is a beautiful woman walking around naked and you wanta tell her to stop ? That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard."
Domain.mp3 - Jerry's finding out if he had won the contest.
Littleman.mp3 - Kramer: "Now what does the little man inside you say?"
Nipple.mp3 - Elaine finds her nipple in a christmess card.
Nipple2.mp3 - Jery sees a little more of Elaine in the card she sent him.
Pick.mp3 - Jerry denies the pick.
Fantasy.mp3 - George: "Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His all life is a fantasy camp."
Sadjerry.mp3 - Jerry tries to be serious.
Mickey.mp3 - Kramer: "I punched Mickey Mental, my idol. It was eating me up inside".
Youstink.mp3 - "How is this for critisicm, hmm, you stink."
Divorce.mp3 - George talks about divorce.
Cleavage.mp3 - Looking at clevage is like looking at the sun.
Anything.mp3 - Jerry denies being gay. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
Gay.mp3 - Jerry: "We're not gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that."
Imout.mp3 - George is out of the relationship.
Success.mp3 - George: "What kind of a person are you?" Jerry: "I think I'm preety much like you, only successful."
Legman.mp3 - Jerry:"Why would I be a legman? I don't need legs, I have legs."
LA.mp3 - Jerry:"I do kinda wonder what fake breasts feel like." Kramer: "I know what they feel like."
Doubledip.mp3 - "Did you just doubledipped that chip?"
Silicon.mp3 - Elaine claimes Sidra (Terri Hatcher) is a silicon vally.
Spectec.mp3 - Sidra: "They're real and they're spectecular".
Homealone.mp3 - Jerry: "You're crying from Home Alone?"
Fatbaster.mp3 - Jerry agrees to watch the operation.
Mint.mp3 - Well whose gonna turn down a Junior Mint ?
Refreshing.mp3 - It's very refreshing.
Later.mp3 - Kramer tries to find out Mulva's real name.
Doloris.mp3 - Jerry :"Oh, oh, Doloris!"
Lesbian.mp3 - I drive them to lesbianism, he brings them back."
Equator.mp3 - George: "I've never realy felt confident in one particular aspect".
Fakes.mp3 - Elaine:"Fake, Fake, Fake Fake".
Fruit.mp3 - Kramer: "It's impossible, they don't have a decent peace of fruit at the supermarket".
Friendship.mp3 - Elaine: "Jerry, We have to have sex to save the friendship."
Hands.mp3 - Kramer is impressed by George's hands.
Pirate.mp3 - Jerry : "But I don't wanta be a pirate".
Pigman.mp3 - Kramer found a pigman in the hospital.
Itsme.mp3 - George: "I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me it's them not me."
Info.mp3 - Newman :"When you control the mail, you control information!"
Sogood.mp3 - Jerry : "This is so f---in good !!".
Worst.mp3 - Jerry and George discuss George's "show up" plan.
Massage.mp3 - Kramer talks about the massage he got from Jerry's girlfriend.
Dislike.mp3 - "She just dislikes me so much, it's irresistible."
Indian.mp3 - Vinona: "You mean an Indian giver?" Jerry: "I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term."
Dangerous.mp3 - Kramer: "I'm dangerous Jerry, I'm very very dangerous."
Lovehim.mp3 - Kramer: "I think that you're in love with him."
Blew.mp3 - Kramer :"Am Im ? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind."
Cinnamon.mp3 - Jerry talks with Elaine about cinnamon.
Havefun.mp3 - Kramer :"Who wants to have some fun?"
Golf.mp3 - Kramer describes a game of golf on the beach.
Finished.mp3 - George: "I'm telling you right now, if you're kidding around I'm not gonna be able to be your friend anymore."
Biologist.mp3 - George: "At that moment, I was a marine biologist."
Sea.mp3 - George: "The sea was angry that day my friends..."
Tears.mp3 - George: "It was at that moment that I decided to tell her that I was not a marine biologist."
Itout.mp3 - Elaine: "He took it out."
Healthy.mp3 - "Did you ever hear of holding it in?"
Bus1.mp3 - Kramer :"the bus is out of control.
Bus2.mp3 - Kramer tells Jerry and George about his "Speed" experience.
Gottasee.mp3 - Elaine :"you gotta see the baby."
Yoyoma.mp3 - Kramer and jerry's reactions after seeing george's girlfrind topless.
Instinct.mp3 - George: "My life is the complete opposite of everything i want it to be."
Unemploy.mp3 - "My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents."
Tough.mp3 - George yells at a couple of people in the movie theater.
Whoareu.mp3 - George: "I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met."
Religion.mp3 - George: "This is no longer just some crazy notion. Elaine, Jerry, this is my religion."
Imgeorge.mp3 - Elaine: "It's true! I'm George! I'm George!"
Shame.mp3 - Jerry: "That's a shame."
Bigsalad.mp3 - George: "You know, If it was a regular salad, I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the big salad."
Outhere.mp3 - Kramer :"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin every minute of it."
Jungle.mp3 - Jerry: "Knowing you is like going in the jungle. I never know what I'm gonna find next, and I'm real scared."
Notorun.mp3 - Jerry : "I choose not to run."
Meeting.mp3 - George and Jerry meet each other after 20 years.
Meeting2.mp3 - George asks Jerry about his carrer.
Roomate.mp3 - Jerry:"They didn't have roomates in the middle ages."
Theplan.mp3 - Jerry is impressed by George's idea for the switch.
Menage.ra - George's perfect plan for the "switch".
Plutonium.mp3 - George:"This is like discovering plutonium by accident!"
Getdown.mp3 - Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me.
Pain.mp3 - Kramer doesn't want to talk about his childhood.
Buzzer.mp3 - Jerry invites George upstairs.
Imcosmo.mp3 - Kramer decides to become Cosmo.
Switzerland.mp3 - Jerry:"But I don't wanta be Switzerland."
Risk.mp3 - A game of world domination, being played by two guys who can barely run their own lives.
Reguifter.mp3 - Elaine : "He's a reguifter!"
Handsome.mp3 - George doesn't want to admit a man is handsome.
Oldself.mp3 - George feels like his old self after Elaine threw his rug.
Talent.mp3 - Elaine poses as a girlfriend for homosexuals.
Polygraph.mp3 - Jerry is being questioned about watching Melrose Place.
Kisshelo.mp3 - Jerry doesn't see the point to friendly kisses.
Kisshelo2.mp3 - (Maybe if touching breasts is part of it.)
Hooters.mp3 - Kramer :"these were real hooters".
Thebro.mp3 - A bra is for ladies. Meet the Bro.
Chunky.mp3 - Jerry knows the chunky that left those chunkies.
Assman.mp3 - I'm Cosmo Kramer, the AssMan.
Monkey.mp3 - Kramer: "I stopped to look at the monkeys, when all of a sudden, I am hit in the face with a banana peel..."
Feelings.mp3 - Kramer: "What about my feelings? Don't my feelings count for anything?"
Stink.mp3 - Jerry :"I didn't like the show, I didn't like you".
Broadway.mp3 - Kramer shows is loyalty to Bette Midler by yelling on Jerry's girlfriend.
Chess.mp3 - George breaks up with his girlfriend when she beats him at chess.
Marriage.mp3 - Jerry tells Kramer about his "pact" with George.
Turnmein.mp3 - Jerry: "Hey Kramer, If I killed somebody, would you turn me in?" Kramer: "Definitely!"
Suffer.mp3 - George: "That's why I'm different. I can sense the slidest human suffering."
Sweeden.mp3 - Kramer: "It's like Sweeden man, Sweeeeeeden!"
Nosoup.mp3 - Soup nazi: "No soup for you".
Adios.mp3 - Soup nazi: "Adios, muchacho!".
Soupnazi.mp3 - Soup nazi: "come back, one year!".
Shmoopie.mp3 - Jerry and his girlfriend calling each other "shmoopie".
Jimb.mp3 - Newman : "Jimbalaya!"
Code.mp3 - Kramer guesses George's secret code.
Collide.mp3 - Kramer: "If Susan comes into contact with this world, his worlds collide."
Worlds.mp3 - George: "Right now I have relationship George, but there is also independent George."
Independent.mp3 - "You're killing independent George!"
Frankmsg.mp3 - Frank:"George is dead, call me back".
Candybar.mp3 - Kramer: "Oh I see. Little Miss. Candy bar paid a visit, didn't she?"
Crazytime.mp3 - Jerry and Kramer have problems with their relationship.
Badboy.mp3 - George: "I'm the bad boy. I've never been the bad boy."
Hell.mp3 - Frank :"What the hell does that mean!?"
Piece.mp3 - Frank: "You sain' you want a piece of me?"
Stressed.mp3 - Jerry: "Oh, I'm stressed."
Likeyou.mp3 - George: "Ever since he moved into that apartment he's too much, like you. Kramer: "That's a shame."
Hideous.mp3 - Jerry: "Your teeth are all brown." Kramer: "Look away, I'm, I'm hideous."
Stories.mp3 - George's greatest moments.
Home.mp3 - Jerry wants Newman to go to Hawai.
Convict.mp3 - Geoerge explaines why he enjoyes dating a convict.
Jerryjr.mp3 - Kramer thinks big Jerry hates little Jerry.
Jerk.mp3 - George's reply to "The ocean called, they're running out of shrimps".
Machine.mp3 - George's answering machine in mp3 format.
Dominicans.mp3 - Kramer: "I'm a little worried. When there's no work and the people get restless, who do you think they come after? El Presidente!"
Yada.mp3 - Yada, Yada Yada.
Yada2.mp3 - Elaine has yada yadad sex.
Wattly.mp3 - Wattly tells Jerry jewish jokes.
Phone3.mp3 - Jerry hangs up the phone.
Father.mp3 - Jerry visits the church.
Dentite.mp3 - Kramer thinks Jerry is an anti-dentite.
Nowords.mp3 - "Hey, it's George, I've got nothing to say".
Hello1.mp3 - Hellllloooooo.
Hello2.mp3 - Elaine: "Hellllloooooo!"
Hello3.mp3 - Jerry: "Hellllloooooo!"
Hola.mp3 - Jerry: "Hola, Hellllloooooo!"
Lalala.mp3 - Jerry :"La la la".
Serenity.mp3 - Frank: "Serenity Now!".
Newbit.mp3 - Jerry: "But I get upset. I've yelld, you heard me yell." George: "Not realy. Your voice kind of raises to this comidic pitch."
Icare.mp3 - Jerry:"This is horrible, I care".
Iloveu.mp3 -Jerry: "I'm so lucky to have a friend like you George. Ever tell you how much I love you?"
Done.mp3 - Jerry:"Are we finished?" Kramer:"Done!".
Passions.mp3 - George: "Food and sex. Those are my two passions. It's only natural to combine them."
Show.mp3 - Kramer has his own talk-show.
Jiggy.mp3 - Jerry : "I got jiggy wit it !".
Highfive.mp3 - Jerry is annoyed by Puddy's "High five" offers.
Itsme.mp3 - Jerry: "Hi sophie. It's me."
Jackass.mp3 - Jerry : "Solong, jackass !".
Shut.mp3 - Jerry screams at Elaine in the last episode.
Getout.mp3 - Elaine: "Get-Out!".
Giddyup.mp3 - Kramer: "Giddy-Up!".
Hn.mp3 - Jerry: "Hello Newman".
Intro.mid - The famous Seinfeld theme.
Intro2.mid - Another midi version of the show's theme.
Superman.mid - The Superman theme.
Timeof.mid - Time of your life.(from the last episode)
Visit the other pages of this site :
Main Jerry Elaine George Kramer Stand-up Archive Mail me