Cosmo Kramer Michael Richards

Character information Nicknames: The K-Man, Krame. Ran away from home at 17 and jumped aboard a steamer for Sweden. Claimes to have 'dark brown eyes, like rich Colombian coffee'. Likes to take bubble baths. Prefers to be on the bottom during sex. Likes cucumbers on his pizza. Profile courtasy of Elaine :A tall, lanky dufus with a bird face and hair like the bride of Frankenstein. Kramer's quote of the week Kramer breaking up with his girlfriend: Kramer: "I must have been out of my mind. Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society. You're just taking up space. How can I be with someone like you? I wouldn't respect myself. " Kramerica industries Kramer's all time list of ideas and inventions June 90' - Kramer has the idea to open a chain of make-your-own-pizza parlors. June 90' - Kramer has an idea for a roll-out tie dispenser. Jan. 91' - Kramer has plans to renovate his apartment with levels. Jan. 92' - Kramer goes to CK with an idea for a cologne that smells like the beach. Feb. 93' - Kramer and Newman try the business of selling old records to a used record store. Mar. 93' - Kramer creates a ski lodge in his flat with a wood wallpaper. Sep. 93' - Kramer has an idea to make a coffe-table book about coffe tables, with legs and a built-in coaster on the cover. Feb. 95' - Kramer invents "the Bro" (or "Manssiere")- a bra for chesty men. Jan. 96' - Kramer takes over a friend's horse-drawn carriage for a week. Sep. 97' - Kramer uses butter instead of shaving cream and suntan lotion. For more of Kramer's ideas and inventions visit this page soon. Michael Richards' pictures Click on the thumbnail to see a bigger picture. Visit the other pages of this site : Main Jerry Elaine George Stand-up Sounds Newman Archive