Untitled Document

Literally Sitting at the Edge of my Seat...

On Table and Chair Edges...
... is there a modest way... of asking a woman... if she's pregnant or anything???... just asking... i mean... is she really pregnant... that woman over there... who's currently enjoying... the comfort of... sitting on that table edge... ms. michelle guevarra-paterno... or was that paterno-guevarra???... well, at least i have one thing sure though... the michelle part... well... she does look pregnant to me... well... what if she isn't???... is she just fat or something???... how can she get fat... so fast... in a matter of days... i mean... at the start of this AJSS... she wasn't that fat anyway... and if she's pregnant... why does she keep on sitting on chair edges... when she keeps on falling off them anyway?!?... gosh... i mean... if i were pregnant... which is not very likely... not in a few more years or so... if i were pregnant... i wouldn't risk falling off chairs... if she were pregnant... she would feel maybe... a little disturbed... or bothered... by falling off chairs... and for the love of god, if i were pregnant, i wouldn't sit on table edges!... not for anything... should i ask???... what if she really isn't... but i'm sure... those are DEFINITELY maternal clothes... i've seen those in my mother's cabinet... what if... she just feels comfortable in them???... what if... she's just wearing them for the heck of it... or just because she's fat... wait... too fat to need maternal clothes??? ... no way... comfortable in them... not in this lifetime... just how weird do i perceive my english instructor to be??? ... do i really think she'll go this far... guess not... not to this point... but what if... she is???... when the hell would i regain my sleep again... i need sleep... and i don't really have to think this over... but the falling-off-chairs thing does disturb me a lot, though... maybe i should ask her... yet maybe not... maybe i should ask her about it... but wouldn't she feel insulted???... but what if she is???... it's mother's day on sunday... does she deserve to be greeted a happy mother's day??... this is totally weird... me thinking about her pregnancy or non-pregnancy.. there's no other way... maybe i should just drown myself in coffee or something... no she's not pregnant... no she is... is not... is to... the chairs... the tables... mother's day... maternal dresses... no she is... i should ask her... this is unfair... i'm standing up... nah... i guess, i'll have to remain this way.... sitting at the edge of my seat...