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Gastrocnemius-Ek-Eks and Frog Rights...

On the Experiment itself...
... oh jesus... what the hell... it's been a while since i last saw a sensible frog... that is, mercilessly crucified in a dissecting pan perhaps... now that's what i call 'sensible'... damn killer instincts... aaakkk!!... mang awel, what the hell are you doing with that frog... eyeew... jeez... for the love of god... will you... stop... poking... that sharp.. whatever... into... that... ouch... frog's... spinal column...!... ack!!... i guess that really hurts... ouch... yuck!... that frog... super frogs... still jumping after losing their damn connected spinal cord... hmm... interesting... oh look... still jumping... Mang Awel show a little mercy!... aacckkk!!!... show mercy please... now he's got to be paralyzed by now... i guess he is...

Shai Muhi, Frog Therapist...
... this girl is losing it... why is she stroking the frog anyway... does it give some kind of comfort to that thing... there's nothing more to do, dear frog... give it up... remember you're dying for a purpose... you're about to have your legs sawn off for some noble reason... remember, you're dying in the name of Science... i think Shai's breaking into tears at this... there's not much of a choice... either your legs.. or your legs... see how limited your world has become???... Shai, forget it... the frog won't calm down... just when you think it's starting to... it's just starting to plan breaking out again... i mean, if i were to have my legs about to be sawn off... wouldn't i do something like that... escape to comfort... to safety... there's no way out, dear frog... Dra. Musa is coming... she has scissors in her hands... and yes, you're gonna lose 'em both, dear frog... lay still... there's no use fighting back... your Gastrocnemius is ours... (evil grin) is this therapy gonna do him something good... i think the reverse psychology is freaking him out the more...

On Frog Amputations...
... ma'am... dra. musa.... the scissors... what are they for-- aaaacckkkk!!!... stop...cutting... stop... is that blood??... oh jeez... am i hyperventilating just yet???... the frog... for the love of god... grace has his legs! oh jesus... i think i'm gonna faint... look shai, you have to see this... acckkk!!! there goes one leg... one leg for you people... one leg for us... this is insane!... it's totally unfair!!... how about the frog's future... his family... what makes me so sure he's a HE anyway... what if that frog is female... is there sexism existing in frogs, among frogs and imposed on frogs??... nonsense... ouch... losing both jumpers isn't fun... not quite... at least i can rest assured... i can relax a bit... that frog would jump no more...

On our "Find The Gastrocnemius and Produce a Response" Adventures...
... where the hell is that thing... nerve... fiber... whatever!... this is frustrating... is grace supposed to peel off everything??... but i thought... we were gonna cover it after??... we have to decide now... okay, we'll peel it off... gently grace... up... up some more... it's gone... we'll drench it with... that... whatever solution she's holding... pinch stuff... go, pinch stuff... i guess that's a muscle... my god... they can't even pay me a million dollars for this... i won't sacrifice my gastroc--- ek-ek, not for any amount of money... not ever...