Alarm rings. I get up, stand by bedroom door ready to go. Mommy hits snooze button goes back to sleep. I lay back down.

Alarm rings again. I jump off bed walk towards door. Mommy hits snooze button, goes back to sleep. I sit next to bed and stare at mom.

Mommy can no longer stand my peircing glare so she gets up. FINALLY.

I am let out to do my business.

I am let back in mommy goes back to sleep.

AM: Mommy wakes up, I am estatic and I show it.

We go for a walk around the neighborhood. I make sure to mark or at least sniff every tree, bush, wet spot, blade of grass, building corner...

Come home, go online. No, watch mom be online.

Mom gets up to go potty, I make a dash for the comp and chat with my friends, update the X-files.

Mommy comes back, I fly back to my spot on the comfortor. She never suspects a thing.

Get up occasionally to snap mommy out of her internet trance. Bring her a toy, get her to throw it. Ask for a scratch behind the ears.

Eat. Have mommy hand-feed me whenever possible.

Meet Sasha at the park. Bark, romp, and be merry. Play on the slide, brush up on my obedience.

Pooped. Jump into bed.

Refreshed, get mommy to play some more.

Back to my spot on the bed...wait till tomorrow and do it all over again.