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Howdy folks! So glad you decided to drop by and get up close n' personal with me. Mommy's the biggest computer hog I know, so I must use the precious moments I have online alone wisely. I really just cannot work with someone breathing down my neck the whole time. So...where should I start? I know, what better way to start than to tell you everything you could have ever possibly wanted to know about me? Here goes:
Me At A Glance...
Name: Xator aka 'Simon'
Bday: February 20, 1998
Weight: it varies, but always over 80lb [I'm REALLY picky about when and what I eat...a dogs gotta have standards you know]
Height: 2 feet 3 inches
Place of Residence: Proud to be a New York CityDog!
Nick Names: Simon (that's mostly what they call me at home. Grandpa dropped the Xator almost right away), Simonsen, Puduppy, Pwecious, my dog/pup, Chims, Monodonsen, Monodonchen (the word 'puppy' can be radomly thrown in anywhere), spanish babble...I'll stop here folks, it gets weirder.
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My Very Favorite Stuff...
Food: cheese! (like mom, the smellier the better)
Toy: balls!! (especially tennis balls)
Gal: Sa-sa-sa-sasha! (No worries - she's like a sister to me ladies.)
Game: Hide & Seek
Outdoor activity: tag; chasing water, pigeons, squirrels, cats...
Indoor activity: hide & seek, sticking half my body out of mommy's bedroom window...but usually I just lounge
Place in the world: the BIG park
Place to be petted: chest, ears, belly
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A Dog of My Many Talents...
Natural born stalker - just the other day I discoverd that if I'm real quiet and measure each step I take, I can get really really close to a squirrel! [But mom's kind of a weirdo. If I get 'too' close (is there such a thing?), she actually gets up and chases the squirrel away. Can u believe it?! After I do all that work! The nerve of some people.
Seeking - me n' mom play hide & seek all the time. I don't really get the hiding part, so she's really the only one that does it. Mom will put me in some out of the way corner, and I stay until she says 'O.K.' She thinks she can outsmart me by hiding in closets or behind closed doors. [Yes folks, I've even found her sitting in the tub a time or two.] But the nose always knows! Sometimes she hides one of my toys instead, and of course, I never miss a beat with those either.
Looking cute - it has to be a curse. I can be all snug and comfy, and OUT OF NOWHERE mom will jump up, rush over to me, and proceed to shower me with hugs and kisses. It gets old.
Escape artist - I can get out of any crate mom tries to stick me in! [Of course I only do it when I'm sure she's left the house.] I get into them like a perfect gentleman. All she has to do is open the door and I waltz in like I'm lovin' it. Then the plotting begins. Sure enough, by the time she gets home, I'm waiting for her at the door. I've had a couple of those plastic kennels...'VariKennels' i think mom called them. Piece of cake! I now have one of those 'Midwest' crates...now she's just insulting my intelligence.
Some of My Vocabulary...
some basics - sit, down, stay, & come
shake paw, other paw
'Go over there/to your bed'
Stop, no (not my favorite words in the word)
'Is that Sasha?'
'kiss-a mommy'
'Go get your ball/toy'
'OK' - releases me from whatever limitation she has temporarily set on me/my freedom
'Bye' - I follow mommy EVERYWHERE all day everyday. Always especially happy to accompany her on errands. But when I hear her say 'bye' I stop dead in my tracks and give her my best 'take me with you' look as I watch her go.
always stop and sit - before crossing the street, before leaving home so mom can hurry up and put my leash on, when we're leaving the park [right before my paws hit the sidewalk]
'Are you begging?' - when I hear this, I get up, walk away and look completely uninterested in whatever yummy treat mommy's having. (But I remain strategically positioned so mommy can have easy access to me were she to change her mind and decide she wants to share)
Wow...mommy's not back yet? I guess I have time to share a little more! Click on the images below to be transported!
X-Files | Dog's Life |
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Phew...got that in JUST in time! I'll try to sneak some alone time online at least once a month to keep yall updated with the X-Files. See ya soon!
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