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Articles Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine Other Authors Contact Us! Letter to the Editor Dante Alighieri Arthur Dent Jesus Jones Thomas Paine	This paper was written by the ETS (Evil Testing Serpent) and is not associated with TN, JUHSD, CA, SAT, GRE, GED, PLAN, ACT, or SAT9. Pencils out. Begin. I would not write this with a pen, I would not write this with a hen. I would not write this at TN. The Subterranean is not affiliated with TNHS, JUHSD, CA, foxes, boxes, or soxes. Happy B-Day, Dr. Seuss! (Who's who in the SubT) Evidence has been substantiated. The true identities of our staff are as follows: Dante Alighieri = Sherry Segalas* Arthur Dent = Sue Haun* Jesus Jones = Dave Kazakoff* Thomas Paine = Peita Ramos* Names were changed to protect the innocent. The Subterranean* is not affiliated or sponsored by Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, or the State of California. This paper is written and sponsored in full by Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, and the State of California. Every word herein is property of the Terra Nova administration, and the paper was written and photocopied on campus. If there are any problems with the content, please feel free to sue them...err...us. (It's opposite day) Nobody wrote this paper. Nobody sponsored by Terra Nova, JUHSD, or the State of California. Nobody. It's all a figment of your imagination. Now go back to sleep, little one. Back to sleep... Not a single word of this paper is sponsored by or affiliated with any organization, anywhere, on the entire planet. Nay, in the entire Solar System. This week's issue has been brought to you by The Letter F and The Number 2. So who are we? You only think you know.	The SubT is not sponsored by TNHS, JUHSD, or the State of CA. This week's paper has been compiled by washed-up television and silver-screen stars of yesteryear. Yes, Gary Coleman, Pee-Wee Herman, Roseanne, and Mr. T. all needed work, and they decided to write for us. Enjoy. This week's issue of The Subterranean was completed by a roving band of midgets. We, the miniature nomads of this great school, are not affiliated in any manner with TN, JUHSD, or CA. How could we be? We're midgets, after all. Unappreciated midgets. Damn you, Terra Nova! Sponsor us! Small people have feelings, too! This paper was completed, in its entirety, by a highly selective group of trained monkeys-monkeys that are in no way affiliated with TNHS, JUHSD, or the state of CA. No animals were harmed in the making of this publication. This paper is not sponsored by, nor is it affiliated with Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, or the State of California. It was not written on school campus or with school resources, but rather crafted independently by anonymous members of the Fourth Estate. Catch us if you can.	Archive Back Issues Why? Cartoons Poetry Random Rants Losers and Kudos of the Week Letters to the Editor Editor's Notes Picture of the Week
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This paper was written by the ETS (Evil Testing Serpent) and is not associated with TN, JUHSD, CA, SAT, GRE, GED, PLAN, ACT, or SAT9. Pencils out. Begin.

I would not write this with a pen, I would not write this with a hen. I would not write this at TN. The Subterranean is not affiliated with TNHS, JUHSD, CA, foxes, boxes, or soxes. Happy B-Day, Dr. Seuss!

(Who's who in the SubT)
Evidence has been substantiated. The true identities of our staff are as follows:
Dante Alighieri = Sherry Segalas*
Arthur Dent = Sue Haun*
Jesus Jones = Dave Kazakoff*
Thomas Paine = Peita Ramos*
*Names were changed to protect the innocent. The Subterranean is not affiliated or sponsored by Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, or the State of California.

This paper is written and sponsored in full by Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, and the State of California. Every word herein is property of the Terra Nova administration, and the paper was written and photocopied on campus. If there are any problems with the content, please feel free to sue them...err...us. (It's opposite day)

Nobody wrote this paper. Nobody sponsored by Terra Nova, JUHSD, or the State of California. Nobody. It's all a figment of your imagination. Now go back to sleep, little one. Back to sleep...

Not a single word of this paper is sponsored by or affiliated with any organization, anywhere, on the entire planet. Nay, in the entire Solar System. This week's issue has been brought to you by The Letter F and The Number 2. So who are we? You only think you know.

The SubT is not sponsored by TNHS, JUHSD, or the State of CA. This week's paper has been compiled by washed-up television and silver-screen stars of yesteryear. Yes, Gary Coleman, Pee-Wee Herman, Roseanne, and Mr. T. all needed work, and they decided to write for us. Enjoy.

This week's issue of The Subterranean was completed by a roving band of midgets. We, the miniature nomads of this great school, are not affiliated in any manner with TN, JUHSD, or CA. How could we be? We're midgets, after all. Unappreciated midgets. Damn you, Terra Nova! Sponsor us! Small people have feelings, too!

This paper was completed, in its entirety, by a highly selective group of trained monkeys-monkeys that are in no way affiliated with TNHS, JUHSD, or the state of CA. No animals were harmed in the making of this publication.

This paper is not sponsored by, nor is it affiliated with Terra Nova High School, JUHSD, or the State of California. It was not written on school campus or with school resources, but rather crafted independently by anonymous members of the Fourth Estate. Catch us if you can.