Issue 10

• Come support your classmates and countrymen. Stand in solidarity at a real walkout Wednesday, March 26, during third hour (second period after SSR). Be a spirit. Not a ghost. See for more.
• TN's new literary mag, Spectrum, is accepting cover-drawings, articles, essays, poems and cartoons. Talk to Ms. Hollander for details.
• Our thoughts continue to be with Mr. Mainieri and family as he continues his battle with cancer. We miss you.
• Watch for Issue 11 by the end of March.

Issue 8

• We misspelled Emily Fraser-Thomson's name in Issue 7. Sorry - we were in a hurry.
• We're already hard at work on Issue #9 - watch for some fun stuff, such as the answer to the eternal question: "Was Segalas an American Gladiator?"
• We're experiencing a dearth of poems from readers - send them in, please!
• Have a restful Winter Break; try to forget this place awhile.
• Please leave this paper in a conspicuous location for other students to enjoy.

Issue 6

• Yes, Yes our old website sucked. Our all-new website is a vast improvement from our last piece of junk, complete with the latest issue, text-on-screen, as well as archives of all articles, rants, poems, and toons.
  Glad you like it - the Mystery WebHead.
  
• In Issue 4, as always, we misspelled a name. As it turns out, Chris Gonzales is not an annoying asshole. Chris Gonzalez, however, is.
• Tiffany Zammit. There.
• In our Loser of the Week Poll, the voice of the people has voted overwhelmingly to keep the feature. Please note that it is not meant to criticize people - merely their actions. We all fuck up.
• Enjoy Thanksgiving. It's one of the few holidays Hallmark hasn't completely ruined.

Issue 3

• In keeping with the Subterranean tradition, we again misspelled someone's name. Nicolette de Louche, we apologize.
• We're working on a future story regarding treatment of teens by Pacifica's finest. Please send your experiences with the Pacifica P.D.
• Those of you who are 18: Your last day to register to vote is October 21st. Register online at www.voteamerica.ca.gov or get a form in the office. "If you don't vote, you don't count." -Vernon Dahmer, Sr.
• All letters/articles submitted to The Subterranean become property of the editors. Staff reserves the right to edit for grammar and length.

Issue 11

• Last week, our cartoonist misspelled "Saddam" in the feature illustration. Ha, Serves the mofo right.
• We're printing "Letters" next week, so send us your thoughts on…anything.
• Props to our good friends at Kinko's for hooking us up with the mad discounts. You won a free ad: "Kinko's. 'Ink' is our middle name!"

Issue 9

• Pardon the 1.5 month gap between issues. We got busy with life. It happens.
• We know we promised an exposé on Segalas's alleged stint as an American Gladiator, but we lied. Suffer.
• If we didn't misspell anyone's name in Issue 8, we should have.
• Go see the Mock Trial team in action. Ask Ms. Langendorf for details.
• Support "Quiz Kids" February 8th. See Mr. AhPo for more info.
  

Issue 7

• No issue was scheduled for today, but the dance situation required special attention.
• Sorry for the lack of cartoons and pretty pictures; immediacy forsook delicacy.
• What do we still need to address? Let us know…
• See below for our new "Picture of the Week" feature.
• We're constantly in search of poems for the back page. We know you write; send 'em in!
• Tiffany Zammit. Again.

Issue 4

• We're still looking for your stories involving the Pacifica Police. We are working on a piece, but can't do it alone…
• We're sure we misspelled someone's name last week, but we don't know whose. Sorry!
• There was no "Letters to the Editors" section in this issue, as we were hard-pressed for space. Issue 5 will include your feedback, so please keep sending it…
• Did you see our write-up in the Tribune? Nothing against The Roar, but it is a little more flattering to be written up in a real paper. :)
• Again, we are taking a two-week hiatus from production. We will be back…

Issue 2

• Camille Guiriba's last name was misspelled in last week's issue ("Pathetic, Anyone")
• The Subterranean will be taking a two-week hiatus, during which time we will be busy working on future issues and, God-willing, sleeping!
• All submissions become property of The Subterranean and may be edited for grammar.