HUMOUR PART 2

HANGING AROUND

More than 500 applied for a vacancy as the official executioner in Swaziland. The Justice Minister said he is an equal opportunity employer and advertised for a 'hangperson'.

'HENRYYYY'

In Sydney in Australia, 120 men named Henry attacked each other during a "MY NAME IS HENRY" convention. One Henry accused another of not being a Henry but of being an Angus, provoking an instant punch up. Before you knew it the entire convention descended into one big brawl. The brawl was eventually ended by Police, led by a man named Shane!

SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOUR WEALTH!

A man insured a box of expensive cigars, smoked them and claimed they had been damaged in a series of small fires. The Insurers paid up and then promptly sued him for arson.

'ICED IN ICELAND'

Police in Reykjavik, Iceland, stopped a drunk driver only to find they had arrested him 90 minutes earlier for the same offence in a different car. Some people just don't know when to stop!

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