Ancient tribal rituals and authentic Incan artifacts were used to summon the legendary Monkey Gods, who gave us their wisdom in the form of the Tylerian Undergrounds. Their prophet, who to the uninitiated might appear stark raving mad, is a genius of the psychic world, which he is in such close contact with because of his spiritually pure habit of not sleeping. The Monkey God Lore is as follows . . .

Aimless and Wandering
Special Millenium Edition
Mall of America
Tired and Bitter
Christmas Damnation
Return to the International Headquarters and Coffee Shop

                One lone writer lies cramped and lonely slaving in an Incan Monkey God sweat shop. He has never seen the light of day, and is worked to the bone for room and board and a nickel a week. You can save him from the crack of the whip and the agony of writer's block. Just purchase "The Tylerian Underground" for just pennies a day. And save a poor writer from suffering . . .