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| . | TAG LINE | GRAPHICS | AUDIO |
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| Download | "I'm not lagging - Just typing with one hand!" |
Guy sitting at computer |
"Takin' Care of Business" - BTO |
| Download | "What's my favorite number? I'll give ya 69 guesses!" |
Cartoon couple in a "69" |
"Rather Be Alone With You" - James Gang |
| Download | "Was and accident right? You tripped and accidently stuck your d**k in my wife!" |
Bruce Willis | Willis saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "I say if I'm gonna feel like a pervert I might as well act like one!" |
John Belushi "peeping" thru window |
Jeff Foxworthy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "This is an alert! You have been online too long. You must disconnect. You are ADDICTED!" |
Poster from the movie "The Addiction" |
Guy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "WELL KISS MY A**!" | John Belushi | Belushi saying "Well just kiss my a**! Not me, I'm not gonna take this!" (Animal House) |
| Download | "Fat, Drunk and Stupid is no way to go through life!" |
Guys from "Animal House" |
"Dean Wermer" saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "I think I've seen your web page - It's www.a**hole.com isn't it?" |
a**hole.com | "Any way you want it" - Journey |
| Download | "Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!" |
Cowboys from the movie "Blazing Saddles" |
Guys saying "Be ready to attack the town of Rock Ridge at noon tommorrow - Here's your badge. Badges? We don't need no stinking Badges!" |
| Download | "And people wonder where mugs get a bad reputation?" |
"Smiley Face" with bloody bullet hole in forehead |
That Smell" Lynard Skynard |
| Download | "Barney the Dinosaur gets Mugged!!!! Update at 11:00" |
photo of "Godzilla vs. Barney - The Final Chapter" |
"I Love You" song interupted by sound of punches, followed by guy saying "Gotcha ya purple Bastard" |
| Download | "Barney the Dinosaur DIES! Update at 11:00" |
Group photo of "Barney and Friends" |
"I Love You" song interupted by kid yelling "Let's get Him!", then the sound of a chain saw, a scream and then the kid laughs |
| Download | "Hey - if I wanted to listen to your problems I'd become a Bartender so I could get paid for it" |
Bartender | "One of These Nights - The Eagles |
| Download | "Bean Fart" | Cowboy eating beans from the movie "Blazing Saddles" |
From the infamous campfire scene in the movie "Blazing Saddles"! |
| Download | "You Beast! You Savage! Come on, bark like a dog for me!" |
Bill Murray | Murray saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "You've never had anyone give you the Aunt Jemima Treatment!" |
Bill Murray from the movie "Stripes" |
Murray saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "You're a sexual dynamo! I've been reading books on the outside just so I can keep up with you!" |
Bill Murray | Murray saying the Tag Line from the movie "Stripes" |
| Download | "I think we're getting into a weird area here!" |
Surrealistic photo |
Bill Murray saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "BITE ME!!!!!" | BITE ME! | Assorted people from T.V. shows saying "Bite Me!" |
| Download | "Save your breath - you'll need it later to blow up your date!" |
Blow-Up Doll Ad - for "Dolls under $30.00" |
"All alone at the end of the evening" (Take It To The Limit - the Eagles) |
| Download | "What would you do with a brain if you had one?" |
Dorthy and Scarecrow from the movie "The Wizard of Oz" |
Dorthy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "My screen isn't lagging, but my brain sure is!" |
Young child holding head with ice pack |
"Somebody told me I was out of my mind" Edgar Winter Group |
| Download | "BRB - If I'm not back in 5 minutes - just wait longer!" |
I'll BRB | Jim Carey saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "I know this is just fantasy - but give me a break!" |
Surrealistic photo | "I don't believe it, Not for a minute" - |
| Download | "Why don't you whistle for your broomstick and maybe it'll come and get ya?" |
Dorthy and the Wicked Witch from the movie "Wizard of Oz" |
Guy saying the Tag Line |
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