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| Download | "I haven't lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere" | Animated - Floppy Disk waving | "I can't help but be confused" CCR (Heard It Thru The Grapevine) |
| Download | "Don't ask me - I'm computer illiterate!" | Computer keyboard with key labeled "F**k it" | "I know, nobody knows - Where it comes and where it goes" Aerosmith - ("Dream On") |
| Download | "Body by Nautilus - Brain by Mattel" | Muscled Male | "The gig is up, the news is out - They've finally found me" (Renegade) |
| Download | "Are you out of what we laughingly refer to as your mind?" | Animated - Cartoon character |
Jeff Foxworthy - "Alright now, what we're gonna do is, saw the top of your head off, root around in there with a stick and see if we can't find that dadburned clot" |
| Download | "You need to either act like a grownup or head back to teen chat!" | teenagers | Guy saying - "What is that odious stench? Smells like (sniff) Teenagers!" |
| Download | "Toto - I have the feeling we're not in Kansas anymore!" | Dorthy and Toto from "The Wizard of Oz" | Dorthy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "Wooooooooo - PIG - Sooie!!!!!!!! Razorbacks!!!!!!!" |
University of Arkansas logo |
Hog Call! |
| Download | "You are depriving some poor village of it's idiot!!!" | Steve Martin | I live my life like there's no tommorrow" Van Halen - ("Runnin' With The Devil") |
| Download | "You are just jealous because the little voices are talking to ME" | Baby | "You got me on the run baby, if that's the way you want it baby" |
| Download | "Why do I love VP? Could it possibly be because here I'm incredibly beautiful and have a perfect body?" | Woman in bikini | She's Got the Look" (Roxette) |
| Download | "Why do I like VP? Could it possibly be because here I'm 6'-2", handsome, and hung like a horse?" | Guy's torso | "All I ever wanted, all I ever needed is here in my arms" (Depeche Mode) |
| Download | "Want some candy little girl? hehehehe!" | Woman eating candy cane | "Sweet Child O' Mine" (Gunz N' Roses) |
| Download | "Welcome Back!" | The "Sweathogs" from "Welcome Back Kotter" | Ending of Theme Song from "Welcome Back Kotter" |
| Download | "WARNING: It has been determined that consumption of alcohol is a contributing factor to dancing like a total dumba**" | Animated - "Drew Carey" dancing |
"I'm a whiskey Rock N' Roller - That's what I am (Lynard Skynard) |
| Download | "If I somehow woke up one morning and found out I was you I'd blow my f**kin' brains out!" | woman with gun | "Jamie's got a gun" (Gunz N' Roses) |
| Download | "YippyKaiYay Motherf**ker!" | Bruce Willis | Willis saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "I love you Baby - You complete me" | Couple kissing | Tom Cruise saying the tag Line (Jerry McGwire) |
| The following 4 gestures are zipped together as one download | |||
| Download | "There are 3 simple Rules I live by that cover every aspect of life -" | Woman in Sunglasses |
"When you wake up in the morning and the lights hurt your head" ZZ Topp - ("Cheap Sunglasses") |
| . | "Rule # 1 - If you've got it - FLAUNT IT!" | Guy in Sunglasses | "The first thing you do when you get up outta bed" ZZ Topp - ("Cheap Sunglasses") |
| . | "Rule # 2 - If you don't got it - FAKE IT!" | Woman in Sunglasses | "Is hit the streets a running, and try to beat the masses" ZZ Topp - ("Cheap Sunglasses") |
| . | "Rule # 4 - If neither of those work - F**K IT!" | Guy in Sunglasses | "And go get yourself some cheap sunglasses - Oh Yeah!" ZZ Topp - ("Cheap Sunglasses") |
| The following 2 gestures are zipped together as one download | |||
| Download | "You are, without a doubt, the most incredible, fascinating, desirable, exotic creature to ever walk upon the earth! " | Beautiful woman | "Giving you my heart and soul" (Mariah Carey) |
| . | "so - NOW will you cyber with me????" | nude on boulder | "Giving you my heart and soul" (Mariah Carey) |
| Download | "That cute young thing you've been cybering? "She's" really a 6'2", 225 lb. guy named "Bubba"!!!" | "Gomer Pyle" from the "Andy Griffith Show" | "Gomer" saying "Sometimes I have trouble talkin' to girls" |
| Download | "The mind is a terrible thing not to be wasted! Toke it up!!" | Marijuana leaf | Jack Webb saying "Marijuana is the bomb" (Dragnet) |
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