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| Download | "Men plan for the future by buying two cases of beer instead of one!" |
Bottle of Budweiser |
Budweiser Frogs - "Bud - Weis - BURP" |
| Download | "DAMN!!!! That's one BUTT-UGLY AV!!! Is that your real pic?" |
surrealistic photo |
"I ain't never been nobody's pride and joy" (It's My Life - Charlie Daniels Band) |
| Download | "Welcome to utter chaos!!!" | Surrealistic Photo |
Guy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "Too cheap to download the free software - or just too ignorant to accomplish it?" |
A Mug | "I'm down on my knees, I'm begging you please" (Cecelia - Simon and Garfunkle) |
| Download | "Your gene pool needs a little chlorine" |
"Two Wild and Crazy Guys" from SNL |
"They're coming to take me away - Ha Ha" |
| Download | "Well isn't that SPECIAL!" | "Church Lady from SNL |
Church Lady saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "That the best comeback you've got? How LAME!" |
Female Boxer | "Now you're not satisfied, with what you've been put through" (Policy of Truth - Depeche Mode) |
| Download | "This was NOT in my contract with VP!" |
excite "Talk!" logo |
"All the magic's gone, there's just a shadow of a memory" Mariah Carey |
| Download | "I'm trying to think but nothing happens!" |
Curly from the "Three Stooges" |
Curly saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "Cyber you AND your Mom? Don't think so!!! |
Surrealistic pic of "Siamese Twins" |
"When you're strange, faces come out of the rain" |
| Download | "FREEZE! this is the police - I'm gonna have to do a strip search - Everyone put on a nude av" |
Jack Webb from "Dragnet" |
Theme from "Dragnet" |
| Download | "I know you are a horney s**t, but you cybered your own MOTHER???? |
Old lady (From SNL) |
"Never again is what you swore the time before"(Policy of Truth - Depeche Mode) |
| Download | "I know you are hard up, but you cybered your own FATHER????" |
Old man (From SNL) |
"Never again is what you swore the time before"(Policy of Truth - Depeche Mode) |
| Download | "I'm SO confused!!!!!" | Surrealistic photo of Alfred Hitchcock |
"Dazed N' Confused" - Led Zepplin |
| Download | "ooooooo - A Doobie!!!! Let's bogart that fat boy!!!" |
Marijuana Leaf | John Lithgow (3rd Rock From The Sun) Saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "I can just visualize the duct tape over your mouth!" |
Woman in bondage |
"I can't fight this feeling any longer" |
| Download | "You don't have bad luck - the reason bad things happen to you is you're a dumba**" |
"Pat" (from SNL) | Guy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "I'm real easy to get along with once you learn to worship the ground I walk on" |
sexy woman | "Halleluah!" (From the "Halleluah Chorus") |
| Download | "Ah - I see the F**kup Fairy has visited us again!" |
Fairy | "Ridin' the storm out - Waitin' for the fallout" |
| Download | "WOW!!!! My fantasy just got a LOT better!!!" |
woman in bondage |
"Dream on, Dream on, Dream on, Dream until your dreams come true" - Aerosmith |
| Download | "If you were only half as good as my fantasies of you - you would still be unbelievably INCREDIBLE!!!" |
sexy woman | "Hey baby, where you been all my life" - Ted Nugent |
| Download | "It's a good thing you can't see what finger I'm holding up" |
Guy giving the "Finger" |
Lisa Kudrow (Friends) saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "You're right!!! He DOES look like a dog!!!" |
Foghorn Leghorn | Foghorn saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "What's a man's idea of foreplay? - - - Hey Darlin'? You still awake?" |
Woman sleeping | Guy saying the Tag Line |
| Download | "Insanity doesn't just run in my family - It practically gallops! |
Horces racing | Guy saying the Tag Line |
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