.	TAG LINE	GRAPHICS	AUDIO
Download	"It just hasn't been my day"	Logo for "Suicide Information & Education Centre"	Sound of phone ringing then guy answers and says "Suicide Hotline, Please hold"
Download	"Don't hate me just because I'm beautiful - let me give you better reasons than that!!!!"	Pic of a beautiful woman	Jan Brady saying "Marsha!" Marsha saying "I hate everybody!" followed by gunsots and a scream
Download	"Unfortunately, I'm very sober and very, very bored!!!"	Poster that says "Milk Sucks! Got Beer?"	Guy saying Tag Line
Download	"I'm feeling MUCH better now thank you!!!!!!"	Chemical compound of Demerol as seen under microscope	Guy saying "I took some Demerol (Yawn) laugh"
Download	"If I give you a dollar will you go away?"	Dollar bill	Wizard from the "Wizard of Oz" saying "Go away and come back tommorrow"
Download	"If you don't start making more sense we're gonna have to put you in a home!"	Old people playing cards	Guy saying Tag Line