IMPERIALS: White.... to match the hair and robes of the Emperor. And because we say so....... after all, we own all of Midgard. And because it's in the Treaty of Frostmarch somewhere..... honest.
BODA: A mixture of brown, black, white, and auburn...... cause that's the color of horses. And horses descended from the heavens you know.
GETHAM: Gold, of course.... the same color as the Imperial Crown! What else could it possibly be. The Getham hereby claim the Sky as official Getham property to be bought and sold. This includes your air and rain. Pay now or we start denying access.
RODER: Brown. The sky is just an extension of the earth (dirt). Currently building really tall ladders so we can use that vast expanse of farmland..... if we plant crops in the sky, maybe it will rain wheat. Over time the color become richer..... for the the sky can only get better.
BANNER: Unknown. The Table of Supreme Inquisitors still has not rendered an official ruling regarding the sky (after centuries of debate). Therefore, the sky does not currently exist. Any who say otherwise will be converted...... or die.
RING: All information is on a need- to-know basis. And until you pay us to divine the information, you don't get to know. However, for a million IC's we'll might be able to work you in and provide the information. For 300,000 IC we'll provide an educated, mystical guess.
GIFT: Marble-colored. Heck, we should know best...... we built the damn thing (i.e., the sky). Took us about a gazillion mancycles but we whipped it up over a weekend about 200 years ago. Still have a few problems with leaks (i.e., rain) but we're waiting for the Roder to get those ladders built so we can take a look and make some repairs.
BLOOD & FIRE: Red. Blood is Red. Fire is Red. When we cut people open they are red. The meat we eat is Red. Is it not logical then that the Sky is red (along with just about everything else on the planet)? Beware of the Insane One who will try to convince you otherwise.
MERCVERK: That information is only available if you employ us. For a most-favored status contract over an 8 cycle period we will dispatch one MV army to investigate the sky's color. If the color is not to your liking, we will attack the sky for additional fees. However, we can make no guarantees that we will succeed in changing the sky's color. Our lawyers have assured us that the wording in the contract reflects this.
SOA: The color of the sky depends on who are employer is at the moment. Thus, it changes color quite frequently. If you check the small print on your contracts you'll see that we add a small fee to cover the cost of telling our men the color of the sky to match your faction's expectations.
BARBARIANS: There's a sky????? (After a long conference among lots of Barbarians)......... ummmm, Yellow? hard to say...... looking up into the sun and sky when hung over is very unpleasant.... thus, we don't look up very much. Why does this matter?
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