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Paladin's 3-Minute Movies

3-Minute Titanic
Join our hero, Jack, as he completes his journey from bum to popsickle in under 180 seconds.

3-Minute Meet Joe Black
Cut the scenes with Anthony Hopkins staring at walls, and this movie is easily three minutes.

Paladin's Terrify-tastic Talestrations and Horrificacious Humoronstrocities

The Grunch Match
El Chupacabra versus The Grunch
Big Trouble in the Big Easy. Ace Detective Jeb Maynard must solve the mystery of the Grunch, New Orleans Legendary Weresheep, before it collides with a foreign menace, El Chupacabra, in an orgy of carnage and goat-sucking.

Collected Writings

"Be the Kitty" Diet Start the Insanity! Brave New Diet!	On Celebrity Don't believe the Hype!	Demolishing Harry Harry "Evil" Potter, is nothing sacred?
Harrassment Thy name is <insert name>	Etiquette Ninja Summon forth the ninja within! Be polite!	Fast Food Madness Artery Clogging Armageddon
	Anatomy 101 Isn't there a little Ooter in each of us? No. There isn't.

Paladin's G3 Journal

The Ballad of Sir Bitey: Chapters 1-5
The story of Brave Sir Bitey, from the minds of the Final Fantasy PBEM-G3. Ok, there are some other characters, too.

The Ballad of Sir Bitey: Chapters 6-10
Bitey sets off on his own to set right what has gone wrong.

The Ballad of Sir Bitey: Chapters 11-15
Bitey enters the world of ancient foes, and not so ancient foes and has to whip the whole lot of them...

Paladin's G6 Journal

The Technocracy
The clash of science and magic. The will of a technological empire versus the might of heroes.

Chapters 5-10

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