TISM, Great Trucking Songs of The Renaissance
- TISM are not a joke band, but they are funny.
- TISM are serious, but you don't have to be.
- TISM have an inbuilt crap detector, their music is the sound of it going off.
- TISM perform their single "Defecate", "40 Years", "Coke Roadie", "Apathy" and the forthcoming "Saturday Night Palsy" on this album. It is not a greatest hit record.
- TISM do not perform cover versions.
- TISM are faceless but not anonymous.
- TISM play for us, with us and with themselves.
- TISM are master baiters.
- TISM do not like Jim Morrison, Derryn Hinch, Hugo Race, Nick Cave, Morrissey, Robert Smith and anyone else who deserves it.
- TISM get played on commercial and alternative radio. They are neither.
- TISM may have produced a "Living In The 70s" for the 80s. But then again, may not.
- TISM prove suburban does not equal subnormal.
- TISM prove that being urban does not mean being urbane.
- TISM are intelligent but not intellectuals.
- TISM do not like references to Devo and the Residents.
- TISM are part-time pop stars working overtime.
- TISM might be tall poppies awaiting a jealous harvest.
- TISM have produced the greatest category of the year, in a record of its own making.
