HOW TO WRITE A TISM SONG

[This was a flyer, stacked next to a Casio keyboard, available to punters at the tism.bestoff launch on 16/07/02. You may like to compare-and-contrast with Ron Hitler-Barassi Talks About How He Does It .]


1. THE LYRIC

Fill in the gaps in the following:

VERSE
Oh _________ (insert name of prominent celebrity) is a _______ (insert profanity of choice)
Yes _________ (insert name of prominent celebrity) is a _______ (insert profanity of choice)
Although I think that ___________(insert suitable quotation from Proust, Balzac or Tolstoy)
_________ (insert name of prominent celebrity) is still a _______ (insert profanity of choice)

CHORUS
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!
Oooh! Woooh! Oooh! (Must be sung in falsetto)
____________ (insert profanity of choice)!!!

VERSE
I was walking down ________ (insert untrendy local reference)
And I was reminded of ____________(insert obscure sporting anecdote)
It alluded to ___________(insert suitable quotation from Joyce, Dostoevski or Thoreau)
But _________ (insert name of prominent celebrity) is still a ________ (insert profanity of choice)


2. THE MUSIC

Switch power on casio below.
Choose one of the white or black keys.
Place finger on it.
Press "Start" button.

 

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