Mousse, Not

Vital Statistics UGoI-ESF Blotter Name: Not Mousse Age: Unknown Eyes: Brown Hair: Black Gender: Male Height: 6'3" Weight: 400 lbs Birthday: Unknown Birthplace: Japan Occupation: Jobless the Hutt Affiliation: None Rank: None Screen Name: NotMousse Past Screen Names: NotQuiteMousse First Appearance (AOL): 1995 (guessed) First Appearance (UGoI): 1998 Love Interest: No one Loved by: No one Residence: Unknown Relatives: Unknown Rivals/Opponents: PMBster Known Activities: Lechery Warrants: None Battle Tactics: Lechery Blood Type: Unknown Weapon of Choice: None Vehicle of Choice: None Played By: Samuel

Profile: In the early 90s, a man calling himself Goku (although obviously not the legendary saiyajin) came to the AG community looking to insult and pick fights. One such a man there was Walker Akero. Through this battle that he started, first with words, and eventually to action, Walker met others who would help him, like his own brother Rahan Akero, and this man Not Mousse. Not is the equivelent of a larger, heftier Mousse who is sternly refusing to be Mousse whatsoever. He relies on physical wit much less than his own mental ability to confound his opponents, and has a serious case of lechery that cannot be equaled to, in any event.

In 1998, the UGol had started off into a fun group indeed, and Walker invited several people to join them, including Not Mousse himself. Getting along well with everyone despite his quirks, Not Mousse began to be a regular, especially around people like Rahan and Ramza, and later on even Emma. His complete lack of respect for any situation that was serious made him easy to laugh with, although a few rare moments of honest moments would show him not a man of complete aloofness. He stood by mostly as moral support to the rest of the UGoI when the ESF wars came, and he stuck with the UGoI even after Shai sought to see it un-made because of it's warring against other guilds rather than peace.

Though Walker and Not eventually became less than friends but recovered from it down the line, by 2002 it was learned significantly enough that Not Mousse not only became greedy and even more self-centered than his usual, but he may have been the reason why Emma cheated on The Tux to begin with. Picking his sides in the moral battle, Walker backed up Tux and once more lost the friendship of Not Mousse because of it. Splitting off from the guild, the last any one had heard from him was somewhere in 2005. It is believed that he is still at large however, attempting to seduce young girls despite legality, while ridiculing others for their various flaws.

Personality: Not's most prominent trait is his lechery. Almost anything with a double X chromosone he considers a valid target, and he has extreme difficulty in taking "NO, DAMMIT!" for an answer. He's also lazy, greedy and insanely unlucky. However, he does at bottom have a sort of integrity, as seen to best advantage in the Sand Goku incident.

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