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// citric apocalypse |
Citric Apocalyspe:
Ingredients:
1 Cup Tang Powder
1 Can Mountain Dew
Find a large glass, capable of withstanding minute amounts of orangey radiation. Lift the cup of Tang powder up gently and slowly (you don't wanna mess around with this much Tang powder, when grouped together in large quantities them sugar morsels turn omnipotent on your sorry ass). Steadily pour the powder INTO the glass, none of this "spill the powder all over the counter" crap. Once this fruity abomination of a drink mix becomes completey contained within the glass perimeter, open the can of Mountain Dew. Tip the can over the translucent lip of the drinking glass. Rapidly slant the cylindric aluminum container to a 45 degree angle to initiate the pouring process. Once initiated continue to tip the can until its position appears to be completely inverted. Marvel at the orange clumps of sugar floating to the top, elevating upward through the carbonated liquid. Withdraw a spoon from the utensil drawer (a spork will also produce the desired results), and penetrate the clumpy Tang/Dew hybrid, stirring it into submission, and eliminating the unionizing hyper-nuggets. Keep working at it until the drink morphs into an unnatural shade of orange. Now equip yourself with a reliable lead vest, and expose your tastebuds to the devastating effects of this potently forged beacon of a tooth enamel cataclysm.
Serves one brave man.
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