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// things i like |
- Nice People
- Angry Music
- Jackass
- Generic Brand Groceries
- Entertainment in Excessive Quanities
- Broadband
- Hot Women That Wear Short Skirts
- Wind
- Eating
- Rain
- Subzero Temperatures While I'm Inside
- Blue's Clues
- Weird Movies That Don't Make Sense
- Aluminum
- Pre-1992 Computer Games
- Waking Up Thinking I Need To Go To School When It's Saturday
- Bob Ross
- Bright White/Blue Lights In Pitch Blackness
- A Full Movie Theater
- Beef
- Carpeted Hallways
- Vasoline
- CD-Rs
- Game Magazines
- Assorted Fruit Mentos
- Quiet
- People That Think I'm Funny
- Stuff That Blows Up
- Large Crowds Being Dissappointed
- Warm Pretzels With Nacho Cheese
- 64oz Drinks
- Teenagers Who Waste Their Money On A $1.00 Arcade Game So I Can Watch Without Spending Any Money
- People That Want Me To Think They're a Computer Genius, When I Can Tell From The Second Sentence Out of Their Mouth That They Are Full Of Shit
- Metal Pipes Sticking Outta The Ground For No Apparent Reason
- Bugs That Fly In The Other Direction
- Christmas
- Buzzing Street Lights
- Doom
- Converse's Chuck Taylor Shoes
- Black Forest Gummi Bears
- Movies About High School
- Suckers With Crickets In Them
- Big Buildings
- Johnny Depp
- Fans
- Filters of Any Kind
- Money
- The Sound of a Stream
- The 80s
- MP3s
- Pictures of Pretty Women
- Thunder
- Cactii
- Double Sided Tape
- Mexican Food
- Conan O'Brien
- Movies About Video Games
- Windows 98
- Pimple Popping
- The Smell of Coffee
- Very Funny People
- Creativity
- Richard Simmons
- Voudon
- Fan Fiction
- Fucked Up Flash Movies
- Thinking There Is One More Step When You're At The Top of a Staircase
- Warball
- Broken Dishwashers That Have Been Discarded Into The River
- Buttons That Beep When I Push Them
- Fireworks That Shoot Into The Crowd
- Mr. T
- The NES
- People that use the term "wise-acre".
- When the squeeking of my bed plays Inna Gadda Da Vida.
- Jimmy the six inch man that makes pearls out of KFC butter packets.
- The sound of a vacuum cleaner sucking up a battery.
- The way popcorn kernels pop while engulfed in a marshmallow.
- When space kicks NASA's ass.
- Pieces of things that shouldn't be in pieces.
- The thought that ants must think magnifying glasses are Satan.
- Futuristic fruit-rollups that function as solar panels for the recently departed.
- The Ziploc logo.
- 8:00 FM on the eighth day of the week.
- Boxes of nearly anything.
- Oh fuck it looks stormy outside.
- That Mexicans can create twenty unique tastes out of the same five ingredients.
- That Chinese can make chicken taste like fish and eggrolls taste like dirty socks (in the best way possible!)
- Anything that goes diagonally, against the wishes of everyone involved.
- Circular motions and the confusion they bring.
- The stair-step effect the silhouette of my monitor makes across my blinds... and the confirmation of my lacking life that it brings.
- D.A.R.E. to keep kids off the fucking stool (it's got weak legs).
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