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// napster mind screw #1 |
ultramuffin: yo!
other guy: hi
ultramuffin: how are you this lovely organic evening?
other guy: ahh, well itīs rather a lovely late nicht for me in europe - but doing just fine :)
ultramuffin: :)
other guy: skinny puppy meets autechre sounds really good to me - iīve got to check that one out
ultramuffin: hell yeah :)
ultramuffin: skinny puppy rules!
other guy: yepp
ultramuffin: my peanut butter coated velvet vagina is ejecting a variety of corn nuts
other guy: lol
ultramuffin: it's illuminously amplified diseases fortify each tender piece of corn
other guy: hey, youīre using some strange kind of hallucinatic drug??
ultramuffin: i'm smoking crunched up coco puffs thru a heated bendy straw
other guy: what are coco puffs??
ultramuffin: puffs of coco
other guy: ahh, well :)
other guy: let me have a look at my dictionary...
ultramuffin: they're little brown balls of the 17th apocalypse being spread upon the galaxy's inhabited planets
ultramuffin: and smokey poo whizzy stick! they go woo papa RATATATATAT mmmmmm original recipe!
ultramuffin: want to touch my puffs of coco? they're lonely and chirping for their superior
other guy: iīm sorry, i donīt understand you all to good...
ultramuffin: puff digestion can be too much for a single man
other guy: :)
other guy: but probably itīs more a technical language prolem with me
other guy: problem
ultramuffin: i fling clumps of feces among the pupils until they form a magical coco mountain, from which i can harvest my juicy sweet puffs
other guy: ahh, now i think i understand :)
ultramuffin: no one can truly understand until they have converted to puff... before puff i was 70% muff, but muff don't make my tuff muff... puff.... puff... juicy juicy spheres of delite
ultramuffin: PUFF!
other guy: fluff
ultramuffin: yeah! now you're gettin it!
ultramuffin: can i get another fluff?
other guy: fluff
ultramuffin: damn smoooth
ultramuffin: you are now one with the puff young one
other guy: thx alot
ultramuffin: may you live your life in confidence and spread the word
ultramuffin: the puff is with you
other guy: so says the holy hale-bob
ultramuffin: whoa
ultramuffin: teach me about this hale-bob, puff and bob can merge into a ummm.. a puffbob?
other guy: puffbob sounds good :)
ultramuffin: sounds like somethin the proctologist pulled out of my rectum 2 weeks ago
ultramuffin: it resembled kirby
other guy: probably it was an unkown pokemon
ultramuffin: Fecalchu!
ultramuffin: PuFF!
other guy: lol
ultramuffin: he can summon boltz of electricity and make you fresh and clean and... puff!
ultramuffin: fuzzy sensual velvet, cup-o-noodles cavity of sin! splatter! puff!
ultramuffin: puff in... puff out... puffin... ... penguin? puffin... puff with me
other guy: afk for a short while...
ultramuffin: adventurous forthcoming korndogs?
ultramuffin: they're life span is mediocre... a short while may be the nasty fate of those heated prematurely
ultramuffin: but we... with the ability to harness puff can make a new beginning... where a short while can mean upwards of 200 years... preservatives to keep them together, and christmas tree air fresheners to keep the stench under control
other guy: well thx for the puff, i need to get to sleep
other guy: bye
ultramuffin: puff on my son, puff on |
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