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// napster mind screw #2 |
ultramuffin: [Y]o!
other guy: ......ola.......
ultramuffin: hola!
other guy: ......i perfer ola.....
ultramuffin: :)
ultramuffin: very yummy song your downloadin!
ultramuffin: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
other guy: ......eh its one i haven't heard before and don't got.....
ultramuffin: cool, it's a good one :)
other guy: ......most of em are, only a few of wumpscut i don't like......
ultramuffin: i have an open spot available in oblivion for a willing individual!
ultramuffin: just needa bring some beer and twizzlers!
ultramuffin: and crisco
other guy: ......cute.....
other guy: ......hey don't forget the nachos.....
ultramuffin: we feed on the absence of light and frollic overtop an inverted vasoline trampoline
ultramuffin: nachos are the dairy coated plating from my pulsating right heal
other guy: ........not if there baked, cool i got a head start i alrdy haven't seen the sun in over a mouth.....
ultramuffin: over 4000 particles of yellowness mixed with hallucinagenics and then 1 huge ass gummi bear screaming for his father
ultramuffin: has alf come buy to collect the basket of lagnuts and narcotics yet?
other guy: ......hardly there mine, MINE I SAY........
ultramuffin: oooo you do challenge the mighty alf?
ultramuffin: he's fuzzy and has a dong-shaped nose
ultramuffin: fuzzy like a sac-o-nuts... or the strands of hair that seem to be getting caught in my love slinky
other guy: ......i fear not his nose, i have the Mighty Gibar on my side, fear his massive spooky croch.......
ultramuffin: whoa, sounds like something worthy of your fear, i fear the day in which i will be submitted to many metallic shards of richard simmons
ultramuffin: blue light special on the richard simmon shard section
ultramuffin: BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL!
other guy: .....i'm more afraid of the footage of him shaving his legs......
ultramuffin: they make wigs out of his leg-hair, the legs are then bought by 3rd world countries and intervenously fed to leaders of the past.. thru a tube named norman
other guy: .....no scrach that, his hair shavins i fear.......
ultramuffin: norman is rubber and 7mm in diameter
other guy: ......my cats name is mittens......
ultramuffin: his hair shavens strike an amazing resembance to alf's facial dong device moss growths... and yet you fear no alf
ultramuffin: /waves hi to mittens! here kitty!
ultramuffin: come meet your maker my small furry one
other guy: .....too late, alrdy cunsumed him as a small fury breakfest supstute........
ultramuffin: the 16 foot aluminum flag pole is being filled with your liquified self-doubt
other guy: .....hmm i do belive that i am dangerisly under drunk......
ultramuffin: did the hair taste like a latex/mustard hybrid? perhaps from the 16th century?
ultramuffin: drunkeness is a tool of lord mortimus and his 37 mcnuggets, they're sexual favors intensify each night
other guy: ......good old Vodka the breakfeast of heros.......
other guy: .....stupid woman, i no need so stinking cup.......
ultramuffin: my breakfast ritual invovled mutating into a being of weight one half pound smaller than as of current..
ultramuffin: i take the 8 ounces of flesh and nuke it til it goes boom boom and lick the hyperactive radon cells investing them into my colon bank
other guy: ......hmm colon..i mean Vodka.....
ultramuffin: the president of muffiliciousness colon bank allows me a higher interest rate, compounded quarterly
ultramuffin: my colon compounds are usually pieces of hot dogs and burritos, but i collect them and plant them in hopes of a better world
other guy: .....delisous Vodka.....
ultramuffin: a world for you, a world for me
ultramuffin: do you take your vodka orally?
other guy: .....hey i'm content with my vodka,,,,,,,,
other guy: ......sometimes... yess.....
ultramuffin: do you ever create a new cavity in which to allow the vodka access to your liver?
ultramuffin: some sort of irrigation system?
ultramuffin: are there mini egyptians involved doing funky two dimensional dances?
ultramuffin: PUSHCART CHAMPION!
other guy: ......why yes yes they, i fashion little nifty hats for them to wear as they dance vigoursly around crouch.....
ultramuffin: foreskin hats?
other guy: ....more like crowns....
ultramuffin: foreskin crowns?
ultramuffin: scrapings of alf's nasal highlights?
ultramuffin: PUSHCART CHAMPION!
ultramuffin: i am the crapon, you will stand in awe of my miraculous q-tip ejaculation, but wait there's more, it's got a cotton candy tip!
other guy: .....mmm tasty.....
ultramuffin: yessum, and froze into a coma... your soul is pure
other guy: .....you know your realy starting to remind me of someone i now........
ultramuffin: i must bid you farewell my brother, twas educational and squishy
ultramuffin: oh really?
ultramuffin: kevin? mike? chris?
other guy: .....his name is mister fluggles he's a little bunny that lives only inside of my vests pockets........
ultramuffin: whoa
other guy: .....so be it, adios.....
ultramuffin: you are my superior
other guy: ....qand don't you forget it....
ultramuffin: farewell, my savior |
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