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// spiritual rituals
Muffin's Spiritual Rituals:

Exposing a variety of foods to microwave rays in hopes of heating and expansion.

Disemboweling and ripping apart the rotting corpses of small furry animals with a jagged aluminum shard.

Slip and slide deployment with standard crisco glazing ceremony followed by excessive slither thrust into the forgiving dimension of salvation.